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Heck. Everyone does the April Fool's thing don't they? And so the fraud that is Worthington (WRN) put out an RNS which we are meant to think is serious but is in fact a joke. Or in this case The Takeover Panel and LSE appear to think that it is serious but everyone else knows that it is just a joke, like spaghetti trees in Italy or Chelsea fans pretending they have always "supported the blues" from before they were good.
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fuckwit
At this juncture in the proceedings – Who the fuck cares?
Whether it is 18 months or 24 months for the pile of utter fucking shite to unravel matters not.
The LSE inbreds – Armitage Shanks. dollop, Hepran, ChisD1975 fonters, Bloodaxe, UncleWarzy, Gemma4cash, thegingernugget, Philobeddoe and Co will be spewing out “positivity” long after this is delisted, liquidated, subjected to criminal investigation and never mentioned by anyone else.
These fucking clowns probably believe in the tooth fairy as well. One can only treat these ramping dickheads with contempt and I for one will enjoy immensely the opportunity to debate on the day this eventually implodes with the likes of the pathetic fonters, The brainless turd is probably underqualified to serve in Macdonalds yet seems to think that his “advice” is not ill educated, false guff spouted by an inbred.
Colins2
The first line says it all …..
Confused
So what are they trying to get out of the deal with a RTO if the people taking them over have no money/are actually them… Is it a front for successful business doings to relist on AIM and then bring in investor money while the directors get out?
Worthington Wonderer
NUNA-SLUT WRN-TOAST BANKRUPT
Greenlandic Broadcasting Corporation KNR beautifully quotes, in Danish, the Court of Greenland having said “men nu er det slut”. Slut translates from Danish to end or over.
Nuna is ended, over, finished, bankrupt. The Worthington farce or fraud surely finally is concluded (rather than lots of sluts no longer on the menu for Craig Whyte, Aiden Earley or Allan ‘Bullshit’ Biggar).
Nunaminerals creditors are saved from further abuse, at their own further expense, at the hands of British fraudsters. LSE Morons might just get a reality check.
KNR report that “the suspension of payments was lifted on Sunday, says acting Judge, Lars-Christian Sindbæk to radio news”
“creditor protection by the shareholders, as the cessation of payments received by the company has ceased”.
Spin your way out of that Bullshit Biggar and Doug Dickhead Ware.
http://knr.gl/da/nyheder/nunaminerals-betalingsstandsning-har-varet-et-%C3%A5r
Worthington Wonderer
NUNA-SLUT WRN-F*CKED FINISHED NOW
Greenlandic Broadcasting Corporation KNR beautifully quotes, in Danish, the Court of Greenland having said of Nunaminerals “men nu er det slut”. Slut translates from Danish to end or over.
Nuna is ended, over, finished, bankrupt. The Worthington farce or fraud surely finally is concluded with a statement that amusingly suggests no more sluts on the menu for Craig Whyte, Aiden Earley or Allan ‘Bullshit’ Biggar. (f you are not good at reading Danish and/or have a filthy mind).
Nunaminerals creditors are saved from further abuse, at their own further expense, at the hands of British fraudsters. LSE Morons might just get a reality check.
KNR report that “the suspension of payments was lifted on Sunday, says acting Judge, Lars-Christian Sindbæk to radio news”
“creditor protection by the shareholders, as the cessation of payments received by the company has ceased”.
Spin your way out of that Bullshit Biggar and Doug Dickhead Ware. WRN is surely ‘Slut’, F*cked, Finished, Over, Ended!
http://knr.gl/da/nyheder/nunaminerals-betalingsstandsning-har-varet-et-%C3%A5r