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Chill Brands – as the last spoof is proved to be a spoof, time for another one

Before we get to today’s spoof from the rogues at Chill Brands (CHLL), let’s look at the last one from a fortnight ago.

By Tom Winnifrith
2023-03-31 10:01:46

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Chill Brands (#CHLL) – “Launch of Vapour Products” update, no financials attempted ramptastic

2023-03-31 06:59:59

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Chill Brands placing to an institution – my arse it is.

At 2.45 PM yesterday Chill Brands (CHLL) announced that it had raised £560,000 at 3.5p. It claims that this “followed the receipt of an unsolicited offer from the financial institution concerned.” Hmmm so at c6% of the enlarged equity we will see a Tr1 soon? There is more chance of Cheryl Cole wandering down my drive in her Birthday suit demanding my sole and undivided attention.

By Tom Winnifrith
2023-03-17 08:22:21

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Chill Brands – shares sliding, 2+2 = 4 ( that is to say a bailout discounted placing)

Shares in Chill Brands (CHLL), pumped by a spoof-tastic announcement the other day, are now sliding fast. 2+2 =4. The first 2 is that attempted ramping.

By Tom Winnifrith
2023-02-23 10:45:34

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Chill Brands: Mad yes, Tasty no – pre bailout placing spoof

The last time we had a figure for the, rapidly falling, cash position at Chill Brands (CHLL) was 30 September when cash was £1.8 million after a £2.2 million loss in the six months prior. There were one offs in that period but you can do the maths. By the March 31 year end the cash will largely be gone and so yet another placing is on the way. So today a prize spoof.

By Tom Winnifrith
2023-02-16 12:47:54

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Chill Brands (#CHLL) – third-party online sales update, attempted ramptastic

2023-02-16 07:43:04

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Chill Brands is taking the piss, clearly out of cash a pathetic pre placing ramp, new order might cover 3 days costs

The last time we knew the cash position of Chill Brands (CHLL) was at March 31. The company neglected to give any update with its (piss poor) finals or in a trading update a few weeks ago. You can thus guess that the position is pretty dismal and the company is close to running on vapours. Hence 6 RNS ramptastic announcements since September. Today’s is the most wretched yet.