UK 22:18 Friday, 25 September 2026
Breaking news and expert analysis on fast-moving AIM and LSE listed shares
On a day of triumphs, the latest attacks on my wife really are disgusting and do make me think twice. Having considered that I look at Pensana (PRE) after today's shocker which, again, vindicates my work. I then look at Avacta (AVCT) and Mothercare (MTC) and I have a weekend treat lined up for you.
Describing itself as “one of Europe’s largest hostel groups”, Safestay (SSTY) has announced its results for the first half of the 2026 calendar year including emphasising “strengthened balance sheet” and that it “remains positive about Safestay’s long-term prospects as an established international operator in the significant and fragmented European hostel market”. What then about a current share price response to below 9p, more than 30% lower?
He may regard this website as being a satanist, devil worshipping, pedo outfit run byZionists but he just can’t keep away.
Last night the Quoted Company Alliance held a black tie beanfeast where all the Nomads, brokers, PR fluffies, lawyers, accountants and other crony capitalists used money extracted from PLCs (i.e cash raised from mug punters) to book tables and get pissed. Your cash, their hangover. But before you beat them up too much the poor bastards had to suffer a speech from the bogus Sheriff of AIM, Marcus Stuttard about how his crack team of Oxymorons at AIM Regulation were doing such a great job.
Dick and another shareholder, Keith Galter have now filed Letters of Intent saying that they will reject the Reabold Resources (RND) offer for Union Jack Oil (IJO), for it is indeed a piss poor offer as I have noted many times.
Planet Fitness (US:PLNT) is listed on Nasdaq and at $40 is capitalized at $3 billon and its shares trade on a PE of c14. Its business model is just bonkers as the X poster Foley Schmidt (@follard) explains below. It is so bonkers that it works so why should it stop working. Does that make it a long?. But it is also bonkers so is it a short? Over to Foley
After today's expose I prepare a full and detailed case for the prosecution with multiple charges. I then appeal to the NEDS at Cirata (CRTA) to act not only because it is the right thing to do but out of self interest.
International consultancy company Elixirr International (ELIX) has announced its first half of the 2026 calendar year results headlined “Record first half with continued profitable growth and expanding AI opportunity”. So what about that in the context of the valuation at a 504p share price?
The recent frenzy in the media regarding the existential threat to humanity posed by AI has been painful to witness. The BBC, sloppy and credulous, has given a massive amount of airtime to half-witted politicians and self-styled experts talking half-baked nonsense about the unsubstantiated torrent of rubbish spewing out of Silicon Valley. The real threat posed by the AI bubble is, of course, the damage to the world economy that is likely to ensue when it bursts. I say when not if because it seems increasingly clear that the business model of the so-called frontier labs, which are essentially Open AI and Anthropic, has a close to zero chance of achieving anything like the level of return demanded by the insane amounts of capital misallocated to the space.
In its interim results to June 30 2026, Cirata (CRTA) reported revenue of $957,000 which was down from $3,208,000 reported in the comparative period. That is bad enough for a “growth stock” but it really is only half of a shocking story.
I am sure that Paul Athlerley of Pensana (PRE) will again accuse me of clickbait journalism or of already being pissed at 8 AM and Tim from North London will blame it all on Brexit but let’s start with the sheikh and a lie that was served up earlier.
I start with how her animal spirit is being crushed. Then it is Hydrogen Utopia (HUI) and a tale of City slackers, London Bitcoin Company (BTC) and its fiat crisis, BSF Enterprise (BSFA) and Petra Diamonds (PDL), target price 0p.
Previously on plastic products company Coral Products (CRU), in April with the shares falling below 6p I wrote ‘12:20pm profit warning, just when did ‘adversely affected by established and new contracts timing’ become clear to management?!’. Earlier this week there was a 2:59pm announcement that “Robert David has resigned as Group Operations Director” and today a 12:41pm “Board Changes and Further Trading Update” announcement. Unlikely to be good news then!…
Nobody cannot say that we did not call out the Purplebricks (PURP) joke for what it was numerous times. Others, including Neil Woodford, thought they knew better but our analysis was bang on the money. The company is now privately owned but it seems to be having a spot of bother. As you can see below…
He is still a member of this website until his sub runs out even though he thinks that it is Satanic, devil worshipping, a paedophile venue and run by Zionists. And so he offers up another cheerful message to remind us what a charming fellow he is. It appears that he shares the same devout faith as the late Aiden Earley and Ms Julie “sex toys on expenses” Meyer no longer an MBE. Mathieson posts
