I start with more drooling over olives, then the Budget and then Ironveld (IRON), Georgina Energy (GEX), S4 Capital (SFOR) and Kendrick (KEN). And please I need 4 more essays please send them in.
Medpal AI (MPAL) has been keen to boast about is rapid increases in revenue as it constantly raises cash. On 15 October it issued its latest bullish sale update:
Liverpool’s greatest numbers man since Ken Dodd was in a rush to head to yet another enormous lunch and so his thoughts are not as comprehensive as usual. But his verdict is damning. Evil Banksta says:
Tom Winnifrith noted on 12th October that yet another placing at AIM investment dog Tern plc (TERN) was inevitable before Christmas. Today it has announced it’s handed over another approx. £78,000 to cash-guzzling investee Device Authority, bringing that next trip to the bucket shops (its sixth this year) all the closer.
Last month on company describing itself as a “leading distributor and provider of specialist products and services to the UK construction industry” BRCK Group (BRCK), I wrote ‘“the board’s expectations for the current financial year remain unchanged”, but how creditable is that?’, concluding, with the shares at 47.25p, just on the recovery watchlist. The shares most recently closed at 49p, but what about them currently at 44p on a “Half Year Trading Update”?
To win an off peak holiday at the Greek Hovel simply send 300-999 words to tomat49@gmail.com on one UK listed stock capitalized at more than £10 million whose shares you expect to collapse, preferably to zero, but are not yet suspended. The deadline to enter is midnight on Saturday but why tarry. Eighth up Seadoc on Avacta (AVCT) at 61.5p, a £300 million market cap.
Kendrick Resources (*KEN) has almost no cash and negative net current assets. Its joint brokers are Shard and AlbR, home to king of the spivs Jon Bellis. Its chairman is Colin Bird. You have seen this movie before.
You may call that a statement of the bleeding obvious but this is now a formal admission and a sign that anyone owning the shares is bonkers. Step forward Zak Mir’s followers..
On 12 August Georgina Energy (GEX) stated it would drill the Hussar well in Q3. It then raised £5 million in 4 separate share issuances. That was even though the Shire of Wiluna had on 29th July agreed there was no chance of drilling even if Georgian built a A$10 million road as demanded as I exposed HERE. So Georgina committed fraud. Today that is tacitly admitted.
To win an off peak holiday at the Greek Hovel simply send 300-999 words to tomat49@gmail.com on one UK listed stock capitalized at more than £10 million whose shares you expect to collapse, preferably to zero, but are not yet suspended. The deadline to enter is midnight on Saturday but why tarry. Seventh up is the Cornishman on Cirata (CRTA) at 4.9p. That gives a market cap of sub £8 million so thus entry will be disqualified ( there is a £10 million cit off in the contest) but I run it anyway as Cirata is doomed..
Of dear Brenda and Beth the cross dressing pals of Clem Chambers who publish libelous notes on Amaroq and Kefi have been in contact again. It seems they are, like Paul Mathieson, keen that my posts in support of Israel and opposing anti semitism be flagged up claiming, incorrectly, that my commentary on such matters has been removed at the behest of the Police. They also predict I will soon be working at Tesco. These folks are demented. Enjoy.
Shares in consumer healthcare group Venture Life (VLG) exceeded 70p in February this year and the group recently announced results emphasising it “delivering 16% topline growth on a like for like basis in the current trading environment… and extraordinary growth prospects in the exciting consumer healthcare market, we look ahead to the new financial year with confidence”.
I start with the company I'd really like to by all the shares in, if we can find it. Then it is Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI) and then the complete nonsense at Valereum (VLRM)
Describing itself as “a premium, multi-format hospitality group” Coppa Collective (COPC) has issued a trading update headlined “Record adjusted EBITDA and positive trading momentum provide a stronger platform for growth”. What about this currently helping the shares up towards 13p, but that still down from above 15p earlier this year?
Stating it’s “a social entertainment powerhouse”, LBG Media (LBG) has issued a trading statement headlined “Performance in line with FY26 market expectations. Uncovered trading well”. What then of the shares, already down from above 90p as recently as early in 2026, currently a further 4% lower at approaching 32p?








