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Defamatory Bulletin Board Moron of the Week Contest As ever in such contest there is no prize just glory. To win you have to beat the posting below spotted by veteran reader SB on the LSE Asylum. Any comment on a Bulletin Board qualifies but to win it must be both moronic and also defamatory. Post your entries in the comment section. The deadline for entries is midnight on Saturday 18 November.
Skinbiotherapeutics is there a placing underway – response from Stuart Ashman I have been involved with the stockmarket for 33 years. I have done almost every job going: analyst, CEO, fund manager – crap one - even, don’t laugh, compliance officer so I get really fucked off when folks lecture me about what the rules are, especially when they clearly don’t know them themselves. I really do not like being patronized and that brings me to Stuart Ashman and Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX) where I am, of course, a loyal shareholder.
City Pub Group – “pleased to announce” recommended offer, but about that stated “premium”… City Pub Group (CPC) is “pleased to announce” that it has agreed a recommended offer from Young & Co.'s Brewery (YNGA) with “a total implied value of 145 pence per City Pubs share… approximately £162 million”, including that it considers “the cash certainty and ongoing exposure to the combined group provided by the transaction… provide City Pubs shareholders with a significant acceleration to potential value creation”. What of this?
Horizonte admits it could run out of cash before Christmas – Evil Banksta was right ( again) Oh dear, oh dear as disgraced share tipster Old Mother Mike Walters used to say as yet another one of his share tips headed for a crash landing in Tits up Alley. One of his biggest disasters was, of course, Minmet (MNT) the fraudulent gold miner based in Brazil. Horizonte Minerals (HZM) wants to be a lithium miner based in Brazil. My 2 year old daughter wants to own a real life pink unicorn. I want... well, you know all about Cheryl Cole.
Tom Winnifrith Bearcast - Jaya 3 tomorrow, tonight is a cooking night I start with what I will be doing tonight and looking back on the unusual birth of my daughter then I look at Technology Minerals (TM1) and why it could be a zero c/o the FCA, Eurasia (EUA), Queeld and dodgy Russians in Cyprus, AMTE (AMTE), Atlantic Lithium (ALL), Belluscura (BELL) and Nigel Wray and Nightcap (NGHT) and dates.