I have always been a bear of sub scale lifestyle grift/merchant bank Marechale (MAC) and its summer pivot into a blockchain investment bank conglomerate did not impress me much. Key to that was the purchase of Blubird, a loss making tokenization platform entity previously courted by the Valereum fraud. On August 13 it announced a $118 million coral spoof. How about an update?
Coral Reefs are very much on my mind here as after 5 years I get to show what a prize twit the global warming cult believer Prince William was back in 2021. I’m vindicated. In that vein I turn to a quite ludicrous RNS yesterday from AIM listed serial dog Marechale (MAC).
One of you made Marechale Capital (MAC) your bet the ranch stock. With no disrespect to its new driving force Patrick Claridge ( a decent old boy), I’d rather eat my own toenails. Do the maths here and tell me why I am wrong about what is now described as the City’s first quoted integrated digital merchant bank.
Between now and 28th July you can win a week at the Greek Hovel paying just a cleaning and pool fee – by explaining in 300-1000 words why if you had to bet everything on one share on a three year view what that share would be. To see how to enter go HERE and PLEASE KEEP SENDING IN ENTRIES. Twenty seventh up is Barry
Almost all of the NAV of Marechale (MAC) is accounted for by shares in Weardale Lithium. The last accounts for Weardale are for the year to August 31 2023.
Boutique investment bank/ investor in unquoted shite Marechale Capital (MAC), run by five time finalist in the Upper Class Twit of the Year contest, Warde-Norbury has announced its results for the year ended April 30 2024 and they are predictably dismal. How on earth they come without a material uncertainty defies belief.
The bounceback loan scheme of the then chancellor Rishi Sunak was meant to help small businesses suffering a covid hit to get access to funding to see them through. As we taxpayers face the highest tax hit in 70 years let’s look at one worthy recipient, Mark Warde-Norbury, speaking to us from the stately home at Hooton Pagnell which has been in the family since 1704. Mark runs Marechale (MAC) a sub scale investment bank which snuck interims out just before lunchtime, allowing Mark time to shoot some wildlife and thrash a few peasants before he speaks to the great unwashed.
This is even funnier than when Henry Fotheringham-Stanley tripped over his polo stick and landed in the lap of the Duchess of Westmoreland. Spiffing chaps like Mark Warde-Norbury, the upper class twit chairman of joke corporate advisory firm Marechale Capital (MAC), do know how to have a jolly amusing time don’t they? Marechale has announced its results for the year to 30 April. Oh, I say, what a hoot.
Marchale Capital (MAC), the subscale loss-making merchant bank run by upper-class twit Mark “not very nice but dim” Warde Norbury from his family stately home, was last month’s Akers ramp. But now its shares are collapsing as the great spoofer has fessed that he is bailing. I noted in bearcast yesterday that this would happen and that I had repeatedly told y’all.
Later today, Mark will be travelling from the stately home at Hooton Pagnell which has been in the family since 1704 to take part in the annual Upper Class Twit of the year contest. Will it be as exciting as last year’s competition below?
If you want me to analyse a stock for you just drop me a line at sqmir@hotmail.com - Today I look at shares in Marechale Capital (MAC), North River Resources (NRRP), Oxaco (OXA) and set share price targets for all three.
