UK 14:37 Monday, 26 October 2026
Breaking news and expert analysis on fast-moving AIM and LSE listed shares
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Okay the company is dormant. It does nothing at all. But at least it is honest about that fact unlike most companies on the Casino.
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Bobby Chariot
Tom
It might be a bit early to list on AIM straightaway, I suggest setting up a Kickstarter by promising to do absolutely f**k all for your backers. Then when you have a successful startup company ‘doing f**k all’ you can sell out to the hapless AIM mug punters and cash in. Hire some turbo rampers to hook the BB morons in then continue to dump shares.
And for the final coup de grace you could enlist the ‘services’ of our chums at EFH and make out you are actually buying more shares in SNake Oil Resources LimiTed(SNORT).
Coke and hookers all round old bean!
Dominic Cooper
Hey Tom, word on twitter is that Snake Oil Limited is going to do a reverse reverse takeover of QPP. Snake Oil buys QPP for £1, and then QPP buys its own parent company for 300,000,000 QPP 15p Ordinary shares (subject to a lock in period of ten years, but with a clause saying it does not apply in any month with the letters ‘Y’, ‘A’, ‘U’ or ‘R’ in, but that doesn’t matter because it is the directors’ current understanding that the current intention is possibly not to dump the shares).
Because it has bought Snake Oil, which has a warranted run rate of £34.5 million EBITDA, the QPP balance sheet now shows a significant asset, and also has accrued profit from the sale of the Challenger software to Snake Oil Limited.
Because Snake Oil is now the parent it can also accrue the same income twice and it has the carrying value of QPP on its own balance sheet, including such gems as QPS Loft Insulation Limited and BestPriceHotDeals.com Limited.
Snake Oil can then do an IPO!
So there is no question as to who has to be the visionary entrepreneur leading such an enterprise.
Mr R S Terry, of course!
[You know I say this in jest, but when Currie reads this and reports it to his Fuhrer…]
Warun Boofit
At long last it had to happen eventually, a set of accounts I can fully understand but what is the meaning of Duedil, is it a new type of protective cover to allow for multiple users to hygenically share the same sex toy, could be the next big thing coming to AIM ?
J P Spaghetti
My nomination for non-exec. chairman is David Icke