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We are giving Bulletin Board Moron of the Week a rest for now but it will be back. And so thanks to readers Jane & Bobby Chariot we have a new contest for you all – “The 12 Days of Quissmas” – all you need to do is provide lyrics for a contemporary version. All entries must starts with “On the first day of Quissmas, Rob Terry gave to me, a stonking short on QPP”.
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Comments
J P Spaghetti
Laughed out loud!
Dominic Cooper
On the Twelfth day of Quismass, Rob Terry gave to me:-
Twelve new worthless subsidiaries
Eleven second-hand lawnmowers
Ten loft insulations
Nine RNS clarifications
Eight million cash from EFH
Seven mates dumping shares
Six million fake PI claims
Five scaffolding poles….
Four resigned PR Birds,
Three false accounts,
Two years in the nick…
And a stonking short on QPP.
the madaccountant
Not sure if this fits the music properly, but:-
On the Twelfth day of Quismass, Rob Terry gave to me,
Twelve huge consultancy invoices
Eleven contradictory RNSs
Ten insane takeover rumours
Nine grand per claim (accrued)
Eight missed margin calls
Seven denials of rumours
Six ex-TiG cronies
Five lawyers’ letters
Four years of mismanagement
Three different auditors
Two- hundred percent revenue increases
And a stonking short on QPP
Bobby Chariot
On the Twelfth day of Quismass, Rob Terry gave to me:-
Twelve director ‘buys’
Eleven shell purchases
Ten bought broker notes
Nine Nomads lies
Eight lawyers letters
Seven severed contracts
Six years inside
2 + 2 = Five golden handshakes….
Four forged balance sheets,
Three massive placings,
Two billion mcap :D
And a stonking short on QPP.
Have a Terry Merry Xmas everybody!
larboulois
Twelve bulls a shitting
Eleven hookers hooking
Ten chip shops frying
Nine updates saying
Eight morons buying
Seven of them praying
Six almost crying
Five legal threats
Four nomad lies
Three director’s ‘buys’
Two plus two is five
And a stonking short on QPP
Mose Harper
On the twelfth day of Quissmas Rob terry gave to me
Twelve months of fun
Eleven lawyer’s letters
Ten sacked accountants
Nine withheld wages
Eight million shares sold
Seven million pounds banked
Six corrections issued
Fifty pence a share
Four death threats
Three kiss my arses
Two silent morons
And a business built on sand