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Hat tip to JD for this new whizzo idea. I shall peg this competition at the top of the page each week that it runs. All you have to do is post the most idiotic tweets/ Bulletin Board comments by a Quenron (QPP) owning moron that you can find in the comments section below. JD – post your Richard Branson to become a NED one quickly and you will be hard to catch this week. Every Sunday I shall chose a winner and there is a bottle of decent wine in it for the winner and entertainment for us all as the loons go on display. So week one starts now…post away. PS
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Juicin Drumroll
http://www.lse.co.uk/ShareThread.asp?tcode=yqenf2ugji&ShareTicker=QPP&share=quindell
annemarie
Posts: 654
Price: 133.50
New NED?
Today 14:39
Is it true that Richard Branson may become a Non Executive? I don’t believe it myself.
Juicin Drumroll
http://uk.advfn.com/cmn/fbb/thread.php3?id=29785350&from=5377
Jmw3rd
16 Oct’14 – 08:53
5377 of 5377
American takeover imminent
Sinking Ship
Private-Investor @Private1nvestor · 14 OCT
#QPP Investors. Do not feed the trolls or they stay hungry. Let them bark into the void.
PASS THE MESSAGE ON – RETWEET – RETWEET
Phil
optrade
RE: NED Purchases
Probably does, it was only a rumour and until substantiated it will remain one.
If you believe it to be true you can make of it what you will but 4% profit will remain QPP’s until it is reported.
They don’t have an immediate cash flow crisis in any event.
Juicin Drumroll
http://uk.advfn.com/cmn/fbb/thread.php3?id=32124018&from=7767
squire007
16 Oct’14 – 16:24
7767 of 7767
What with Aviva wanting shares and the shorts needing millions ! Think one should sit back and let battle commence …………. lmfao ! ;-)
zeronegative
Hi,
QPP1000 – the master jester on the LSE Board – over 1000 posts to chose so he is a classic ramping troll post. He owns Quindell and Monitise (speaks volumes). Master strategist (self proclaimed) at losing money.
“Sorry, that should read 100 million free cash flow for 2015 but I reckon it will be nearer to 250 million with NIHL claims revenue factored in”
Bonanova
Totally agree re QPP1000, what a tooool he is!! Desperately trying to ramp the share, he bought on a T+10 today, no doubt will be out on T+10 as well and pay his losses. Trying to justify a merger/takeover with a listed Co too. QPP have just been knocked back why the Feck would FCA just turn around now and say, here you are chaps, congrats on your full listing. A1 bell end if you ask me.
alcira16247
QPP1000
Posts: 1,305
Answer
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 133.75
View Thread (5)RE: And the Motley Fool Does it aga..Today 14:49
Andre – I certainly took it as a contrarian indicator which Is why I bought more shares this morning. When a Motley bunch of ragged hasbeen self professed share hucksters tell me they are selling I immediately step up to the plate to see what goodies they are giving away. At least they have proved to have certain charitable qualities…..cheers, Chris
Dear Lord, Tom… believe me, this is the MAN, by his own admission holds millions of QPP confetti and an investing genius!
Also the sort of person who takes an unhealthy interest in other peoples personal affairs!
Batman
Prize dickhead @private1nvestor tweets:
“@Private1nvestor: Quindell PLC directors demonstrate time and time again how committed they are to the success of the company.”
Followed by a screenshot of this weeks purchases…all £20k’s worth.
CPPH
Leper
Posts: 33
Observation
Opinion: Strong Buy
Price: 135.75
Good dayToday 17:32So I think the rumors caused today’s lift. It also looks as though the shorters had to throw some shares into it to stop the rise. Nice volume for a non event day. If the rumor is true then that will leave some bum hurt shorters screaming for lube as R. terry does an outflank end run around them.
But I do not think the rumors hold any water. But it is nice to dream.
Not sure what he’s getting at there!
CPPH
jptop7
Posts: 96
Observation
Opinion: Buy
Price: 135.75
Good DayToday 16:55I thought 2-3 % was a fair return at the beginning but qpp delivers a nice 9% and as we thought most of the money went safe in good div returns .The next few months will see the same.Qpp has been seen again as a very dangerous share to short as its quick return % up is too unpredictable from now on .It looks like a few more companies will be easier to predict during the turmoil at the top.
I have literally no idea what that guy is getting at.
trashbat
http://www.lse.co.uk/ShareThread.asp?tcode=ie2g7umrii&ShareTicker=QPP&share=quindell
“I suggested possible tie up with WRN on other BB last week , just a stab in the dark, but would be a wonderful marriage IMHO”
MadManc – Today 10:10
alcira16247
Batman!
Brilliant find!
Just missed who came out on top in the ‘Chaser’ cos laughed so much at your posting!
lostindenmark
QPPRE: If25 Aug ’14
Querty – actually they would get the money back in 3 weeks. 200 Pound million share placing to immediately start buying back stock at this low level would have the sp back up to 300p in very short order and maybeeven higher because thevshorts would go intonshort covering panic mode. Heck even the threat of a buy back would frighten the bejessus out of them . Atb Chris
Its an old one but I had to save it as it is such an interesting concept to issue 200 million quids worth of equity in order to fund an equity buy back. Perhaps Daniel Stewart should suggest this to them as I heard they were in need of a quick earner.
Steve Brown
LSE Website from QPP @15.55
“ Grumpy – keep your money in your pocket mate. Get the boat upgraded because I’m not used to slumming it on a 27 footer. I’m off to bed now because I think there is a very important announcement coming tomorrow, and I need to be refreshed and ready to buy. Cheers Chris “.
Batman
Quindell Echo
(http://quindellecho.wordpress.com/2014/10/16/quindell-legal-services-comments-about-the-business/)
“Comments have been made about the transparency of Quindell Legal Services projected figures and also the analysis from these figures.
Numerous points have been raised and to be frank I don’t have the time or inclination to research the facts to refute every statement.
I am only going to therefore respond to a few of the perceived issues to highlight the inaccuracies I have found.”
A blog post try to refute comments made by Tom. What a peach.
alcira16247 – glad it got a chuckle from someone else but me mate.
Mark
speakssense
Posts: 72
Off Topic
Opinion: Strong Buy
Price: 135.75
McNonsenseToday 22:30Quindell are clearly allowing TW@ to dig himself a hole so deep he will never get out and he is falling right into that trap. He has has become so consumed by his personal crusade and self-importance and hyped ego with his shorting masters that he’s lost the overview. It’s getting more serious (properly serious) for him by the day and he’s blinded to it. The BOD have a strategy which is being executed…
Hahaha you got to laugh , that’s got to be a top 3 place in your compo Tom
Diabel
Sebster
Posts: 215
Off Topic
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 135.75
View Thread (2)Full listingToday 22:20
What are the options to gain a full listing ? Can we simply takeover a listed company and then enter the FTSE 100 ?
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Diabel
Sebster
Posts: 215
Off Topic
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 135.75
View Thread (2)Full listingToday 22:20
What are the options to gain a full listing ? Can we simply takeover a listed company and then enter the FTSE 100 ?
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Tom Winnifrith
Before anyone else bags this one from moron Jazza on ADVFN tonight
jazza 16 Oct’14 – 20:37 – 7794 of 7799 1 0
Tom’s just trying to earn a crust.
He realised he couldn’t do it as a CEO or a fund manager and it’s not certain he’ll make it as a restauranteur..
..so he’s found another source of income – not one he should be proud of but a man’s gotta eat (and a drunk’s gotta drink).
t
Diabel
I’m claiming that one. You can’t win your own competition? Can you? moron Jazza on ADVFN tonight
jazza 16 Oct’14 – 20:37 – 7794 of 7799 1 0
Tom’s just trying to earn a crust.
He realised he couldn’t do it as a CEO or a fund manager and it’s not certain he’ll make it as a restauranteur..
..so he’s found another source of income – not one he should be proud of but a man’s gotta eat (and a drunk’s gotta drink
Juicin Drumroll
http://www.lse.co.uk/ShareChat.asp?ShareTicker=QPP&share=quindell
tiger100
Posts: 1,526
Price: 135.75
Pizza
Today 23:39
Since Tim Williefroth is so keen to destroy QPP wth words, I sugest that the QPPSAG should have copies of the poor reviews of the Pizza establishment handed out to potential customers on the pavement outside the establishment. That might be good fun !
Grindertrader
Another beauty from QPP100. He believes your illegitimate if born out of marriage ! NOW he believes there is something wrong with you if you change your name!
Pathetic!
QPP1000
Posts: 1,313
Answer
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 139.50
View Thread (6)RE: Day after DayToday 08:50optrade – I don’t believe in changing my name unlike some people I could mention. I suppose that Blagger chap changed his name from Tom Cochrane because too many people were calling him a pr**k or Tom C*ckup but with hindsight I don’t know why he bothered because they are still calling him a pr**k so he could have saved himself the stamp duty on the deed poll document and might then have been able to afford a dental check up occasionally perhaps. But some peoples priorities in life are quite difficult to fathom at times. Cheers, Chris
Dominic Cooper
jptop7
8:58 am, lse board
Learning to swim upstream
The strength of this company cannot be underestimated to be able to withstand the attack from all sides and still make ground shows not only strong fundamentals but an undercurrent of savvy investors. When looking for revenge dig two graves.
=====
Wtf??!!
Clearly somebody’s been let out a few weeks too soon, without medication!
AL
Not a moron, but one of the better BB posts I’ve read recently:
Simon Cawkwell 17 Oct’14 – 09:26 – 14008 of 14017 1 1
Gentlemen,
It must be remembered that in practice the director purchases announced over the last few days are trivial. If there were a case for buying stock, much larger purchases would be initiated. The fact that that is not the case is a clear indication that the directors have severe reservations about the share price prospects – the purchasers are merely trying to look friendly. The share price downturn is hardly surprising as the Quindell scam unravels. I can see Quindell declaring itself insolvent before the end of 2014.
Simon Cawkwell
J.A.
Brotherhumble
Posts: 940
Off Topic
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 140.00
Evil Knieval Today 10:47I did bump into that Evil and TW character at the last AGM in London. Got to admit, Evil did look as if he had an aversion to pies……. perhaps he has a ‘savory challenged affliction.
The other dude was wearing a ‘ Ten Gallon Hat’……. they could have been mistaken for day real ease patchiness from a secure unit.
They say ……. There’s more out than there are in ….
“TW’s day real ease patchiness.”
Sounds like a poorly translated Japanese fungal groin infection remedy. I reckon.
Tom Winnifrith
I know I am not allowed to win this contest but I draw your attention to this from the ADVFN board with reference to Simon Cawkwell ( aka Evil)
havla555 17 Oct’14 – 09:52 – 14017 of 14019 0 0
Gentleman,
May I state that Simon is not just a fat SOB but also a sausage jockey, I see your last short went really well for you. Now that’s time for ‘An Loz’zzzz…!!!!!!
Ends
This belief that those who are prominent shorts of QPP must be homosexuals says a lot about the Morons. For the record EK is certainly not gay.
And just for the record my parents married in 1967 and I was born in 1968. My father’s mother was Cochrane but my father took his father’s surname (Winnifrith) at birth as did I.
T
Tom Winnifrith
Kebab
I do not think you understand this competition. The idea is to find posts showing how stupid QPP Morons are elsewhere on the www, not to post your own cretinous thoughts directly here.
T
King Boo
I kind of get the impression that the mere fact of this “competition” being available has resulted in even more nonsense on the LSE BB.
Take for example “Optraders” post from earlier today which is as follows….“all the scary stories are already built in today’s low SP. No one can be 100% sure but I would say QPP is looking like a real bargain. I’m more comfortable holding this stock than I was a month ago.
This was posted on the LSE board today at 11.04
I guess two obvious failings….“all of the scary stories are built into the SP already” however “no one can be 100% sure”….this seems like an inconsistency.
The other failing is a month ago the share price was over £2 however now it’s languishing in the £1.30’s. So seeing your wealth erode by 1/3 in a month gives you “more confidence” in the company….very odd.
Phil
I bring you, from Mr Numbnuts himself Juststayin, the Mother of all investment strategies.
Quote:-
“BULLISH ENGULFING
Definition
This pattern is characterized by a large white body engulfing a preceding smaller black body, which appears during a downtrend. The white body does not necessarily engulf the shadows of the black body but totally engulfs the body itself. This is an important bottom reversal signal.
Recognition Criteria
1. The market is characterized by a prevailing downtrend.
2. A black body is observed on the first day.
3. The white body that is formed on the second day completely engulfs the black body of the preceding day.
Pattern Requirements and Flexibility
The length of the first black candlestick in Bullish Engulfing is not important. It can even be a Doji. However, the second one has to be a normal or long white candlestick. Either the body tops or the body bottoms of the two candlesticks may be at the same level, but in any case, the white body should be longer than the previous black body.
Trader’s Behavior
While the market is characterized by a downtrend, lower volume of selling is observed with the occurrence of a black body on the first day. The next day, the market opens at new lows. It looks as if there’s going to be more bearish trading, however the downtrend loses momentum and the bulls take the lead during the day. The buying pressure overcomes selling and finally the market closes above the open of the previous day. The downtrend is damaged.
JS
“Unquote
WTF, now after 40 years trading, now someone tells me lol
Juicin Drumroll
http://www.lse.co.uk/ShareChat.asp?ShareTicker=QPP
QPP1000
Posts: 1,321
Price: 141.75
Today 12:54
RE: Another director buy just annou..
The fact that he obviously bought this morning at 141p is very significant as well ! He doesn’t care that he has missed the bottom ! Cheers, Chris
Ada
Juststayin “Bullish Engulfing”.
Absolutely priceless. Is he a staff reporter for The Daily Mash?
Duff
RE: dynamic
Today 11:19
Don’t believe all you hear on forums, trust in the facts or trading reports until they are proved wrong, it’s the only way to do any sensible investment.
If the reported figures are anyway near correct the SP should be above 200p+ at least, you can ignore all the prices under that in my opinion unless you want to top up.
QPP has the potential to be Aim’s best performer in 2015.
Duff
Hunter1
Posts: 8
Off Topic
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 140.50
View Thread (6)
RE: Day after DayToday
09:10
Chris, your insight on this board has been invaluable for me, and I gather for many more of us holders also. Must admit I’m a bit of a novice and was slightly shook a couple of days ago, but now LONG and STRONG is the only way for me. I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juicin Drumroll
Got to admire this guy’s die hard optimism. He’s down over £51K on QPP & giving buy advice.
http://uk.advfn.com/cmn/fbb/thread.php3?id=32030488&from=14030
havla555
17 Oct’14 – 13:25
14030 of 14033
JD, for once a half decent response! Yes indeed he has gone on record saying he (RT) will buy.. and BOY will he buy! Anyone with half a brain cell can see the HUGE upside at these levels.. I only wish I had more funds to buy more at these crazy low levels but I’m max’d out with 33,500 Shares @ £2.95 avg.. It wont be long till this share seems true value! Anyone out there thinking of buying… STOP THINKING… STOP PROCRASTINATING .. Just buy just like Mr.Fielding….. ;-)
Juicin Drumroll
More (inadvertent) LSE QPP comedy gold. This is after the 3rd director bought today.
BJone
Posts: 423
Price: 141.00
RE: Director Buys.
Today 13:09
RT will probably announce he personally is not buying any because the company is doing a 3 mill buy-back
Duff
QPP1000
Posts: 1,328
Answer
Opinion: Buy
Price: 142.50
View Thread (3)RE: Wait a secToday 13:51
Yes I have a thought. There is good news coming and you all know what it is. But in case you have forgotten…….30-40 million pounds of positive cash flow this quarter ( which we are in now ) and 100 million more at least in H1 next year and probably another 150 million coming in H2 next year. Does everybody remember now ? Shorts have little time left to get tf out and they know it and you should know it too……..thats my only comment so make your own minds up…….Cheers, Chris
taxidermist
So Simon Cawkwell sees Quindell declaring itself insolvent before the end of 2014 and Tom has already said 0p share price by 31 March 2015. Cawkwell is short and Tom has declared no position.
What is surprising here is that the possible (and likely) reputational damage has not been hedged by going long. Just a thought.
Bonanova
That QPP1000 is the fucking daddy of all muppets. He spouts off like he is some sort of investment guru. Just another tosser who’s done his nuts and is desperately trying to get others to buy to get the share up. He’s probably smashing one out over the Q3 statement hourly!!!
zeronegative
Hi,
The speculation is that QPP1000 is either Steamy or a QPPSAG plant to get Steamy’s ramping on the LSE board as he is banned.
QPP1000 appeared shortly after QPPSAG hit 1000 members, even though QPP1000 denied he heard of QPPSAG. He has around 500000 shares and buying 50k every few days – utter tool. I quit posting on that board as its just a farce.
lostindenmark
Zero
He claims he is a rig superintendent in Vietnam earning 30k per month net and his full name is Chris Burton. I don’t post there as the board is full of rampers with him as king. He comes across as a truly obnoxious and arrogant person. If he is in for half a million worthless pieces of confetti I will for the first time ever in my life experience schadenfreude.
Steve Brown
LSE Board QPP 1000 : 9.21am
“Verse 2 Day after Day, Alone in his grill, The man in the Pizza Cafe, Is heading completely downhill, Cos nobody ever goes there, They’ve all read theweb reviews, And his credit limit is zero, So oh dear,what will he do ? But he just tries and tries, To keep blagging his lies, Till theres tears in his eyes”Steve Brown
LSE BB 12.15 QPP 1000
“ The NED who bought 10,000 shares now owns over 1 million shares. I would say thats a pretty big commitment for a NED.He has an investment bin a company in which he has no executive role to the tune of £1.5m.But of course he is probably just a moron like the rest of us I suppose, Cheers, Chris” ……
sort of sums it all up I guess,
regards, Steve Brown
James
http://uk.advfn.com/cmn/fbb/thread.php3?id=24211919
temmujin 17 Oct’14 – 20:57 – 4943 of 4944 0 0
reason i bought at 152p…just had a brilliant breakfast at morrisons for £2.75 egg,bacon,tomato,mushrooms,beans and fried bread..cooked lovely…why would i go anywhere else?
Diabel
Sebster
Posts: 218
Off Topic
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 144.50
View Thread (2)Main listingToday 23:24TW quotes my question and calls me a moron . He can’t understand that several months ago everyone was expecting Quindell to enter the FTSE 100 . Nothing has changed in my view except possibly reducing revenue forecasts to boost cashflow which was well signalled by RT . I believe there may be a way of taking over a listed company or demerging part of the company to reflect some of the inherent value of QPP on the main market . This could possibly be a solution to unlocking some value and with our revenues and cashflow projections for next year then we would qualify for the main indices . My question was is it possible to enter the full market by this route? Sorry if this was too hard for TW to understand but the fowl language that he uses is to hide his lack of intellect .
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Batman
Another twat off Twitter: this time @lookatbowen showing a level of ‘investing’ ignorance all too common with QPP; his strategy seems to follow the crowd…
“@lookatbowen: I couldn’t resist a top up of #QPP – If the directors are getting in on the act, then why not? #BUY”
He obviously hasn’t seen how the last Director dealings have played out.
Juicin Drumroll
This idiot, who refuses to register so has never read a complete TW article, talks about TW all day long. In the face of allegations his money is tied up & severely underwater in QPP TW’s spelling is his biggest worry!
http://uk.advfn.com/cmn/fbb/thread.php3?id=32116109
geoffreen
18 Oct’14 – 13:12
2757 of 2758 0 0
On ShareProphets’ home page I see that there is, once again, question of “frauds Quindell (QPP) has perputrated”.
The word should be spelt: “perpetrated”.
Juicin Drumroll
What 1 QPP zealot took form the fraud video.
http://www.lse.co.uk/ShareChat.asp?ShareTicker=QPP
MissGolightly
Today 14:41
The joke about “Rotherham” was in poor taste ….
J.A.
“Alicia42
Posts: 1,165
Off Topic
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 144.50
View Thread (5)RE: Quindell clientsToday 18:28There are 130 client logos and he, presumably, has gone to the trouble of
checking up on all of them, in order to find that two or three possibly are
not as actively involved with QPP as they might be – why would a sane
person go to such trouble to dig up stuff like this. It’s pitiable imo.”
Insurance Times. Tom Winnifrith. One and the same.
Tom Winnifrith
KB
I ceased to be CEO of RSH in Sept 2011. I left the board & company in May 2012. The company stated “new management is turning this company around and all divisions are profitable”
Now what is the date of administration? 18 Oct 2014 ( THREE years after I stopped being CEO,). Odd that is not mentioned in your post.
I note that you have not answered 1 factual point made about QPP in the video n either – having scanned the BBs – has 1 single bull. They cannot.
So there is a lot of playing the man not the ball tonight
T
DiscoStu
KB: “All you have to do is post the most idiotic tweets/ Bulletin Board comments by a Quenron (QPP) owning moron that you can find in the comments section.
“That’s exactly what i am doing,”
Yes, and being doing it for a long time.
However, I don’t think you quite understand the rules of Tom’s competition. You should nominate someone other than youself.
Paulie Walnuts
There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis…..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/citydiary/11170983/Dashwood-Out-of-the-fire-into-the-frying-pan-for-Quindell-founder-Rob-Terry.html
Phil
NMH19
Posts: 1,505
Off Topic
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 144.50
Broker Forecasts
Today 03:25
Interesting that I can find three brokers all with BUY recommendations :
Cenkos
Daniel Stewart
Canaccord Genuity
All buy recommendations made this month, all successful brokers. Just adds to my confidence