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I had hitherto suggested that serial liar Liam McGrattan and his gopher at US Oil & Gas (USOP) wee Brian McDonnell were the true comedy geniuses of the listed world, but they have a new challenger, young Conrad Windham of All Star Minerals (ASMO). All Star has today issued a release:
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Comments
Harry
This is the best laugh I’ve had all day, all week in fact. The sun may be shining in Mani but it’s grey & gloomy here in the UK, so thanks for cheering up a rather dull day for me Tom.
wildrides
Only on Aim. Laugh ……..I very nearly died …….. . The relevant muscles are going to hurt in the morning.
FailedQS
I think the default is by U308, not ASMO, the loan was made by ASMO to U308.
Correct about Conrad and Tomas though! – ASMO is a joke, Conrad in particular is a mystery, ie how does he survive……