UK 02:19 Wednesday, 4 November 2026
Breaking news and expert analysis on fast-moving AIM and LSE listed shares
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Heck we have some bad news…when will we tell shareholders? Oh…how about Christmas Eve? It is a half day. No-one will notice and by the time they do we can think of some good news to announce or go on holiday? The bosses of the AIM Cesspit think they are being smart and will get away with it. But I am here to make sure you missed none of the horrors snuck out today and to give them maximum PR.
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wildrides
Very funny piece Tom , you just could not make it up ……..literally . I feel for share holders and hope they take up your suggestion . May Karma take its course on the guilty in due course.
Duck and Dive
On the second day of Christmas,
My chairman sent to me
Two fingers upright
And a turd to hang upon the tree.
Keep up the good work. Merry Xmas.