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I have made my views on why lazy teachers are almost as wicked as the greedy junior doctors clear here. As such this photo of Jeremy Corbyn addressing the bone idle bastards of the National Union of Teachers a couple of days ago just screams out for a caption contest. Do your worst in the comments section below. The deadline for entries is midnight Tuesday. Unless you are a Teacher in which case it is whenever you are back from yet another holiday.
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Comments
Andrew Johnson
Comrades, please shut up and listen to me…..you might learn something
Andrew Johnson
I’m in charge now…..so shut up and listen
Andrew Johnson
I get more laughs from the opposition benches
Marvin
Nasty Useless Tories ?
JonC
The Electorate: “We think we all have an allergy”
Hanging is Far Too Good for Them
Now I’m Labour Leader my Lies are this big!
Pousis
I’d be this this much worse at running the country than Gordon Brown.
Andrew Johnson
I have no Union ties
Andrew Johnson
Trust me, I have no Union ties….I have no ties at all
Santiago
Diane Abbot’s arse used to be only this wide, no really.
Simple Moving Avarice
NUT detector correctly illuminates the green light during initial testing.
Andrew Johnson
I have a letter from Tom of Clerkenwell who wishes to know why you are all such lazy wa..ers.
alcira16247
Honestly, as I told my best mate, Robson Green, it was this bloody big!
rigsby
So the handkerchief wasn’t under the green beaker, nor the amber beaker, nor the red beaker and as you can see its not in my hands either. And I look around and I see no round of applause…… You do know Paul Daniels learnt me that trick on his deathbed. GIVE ME A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!
Andrew Johnson
Nice one Rigsby
alcira16247
Jeremy Corbyn….“As your new Labour Prime Minister, I’m proud to announce at conference, in recognition of all the hard work and dedication, teachers are now only required to work one day a week…….. Tuesday’s!”
Loud heckling voice from the back of the hall……… “ What!” “You old bastard……. every effing Tuesday!”
phil
Thou shall’t not covert thy leader’s job
Andrew Johnson
Brothers and sisters you are gathered here in the sight of God……and some saw the light….and it was Green
Nigel Somerville
The dog ate my tie, sir, honest!
JASPERTHERDOG
‘I’m a cyclist . So, remind me, what is the green light for?’
Andrew Johnson
Go out from this place and s p r e a d the word such that henceforth fellow N u t t er s shall rule in this land.