Market abuser Chris Oil has recorded a Christmas video special to blogger ABM. It is 31 minutes long but watching it may seem like it took you a lifetime. I was physically sick at 5 minutes and gave up. For any readers into masochism here you go...
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Simple Moving Avarice
Dunning and Kruger enjoy a pint together.
johng
fcking ‘ell…. gave up after 3 mins
THE_DONN
Will he now change is name from Chris Oil to Chris Shop if he’s leaving the oil game with burnt fingers?
turbograndad
He’s fucked in the head, avoid, ignore. gamer with ego problems, who likes the sound of his own voice.
wildrides
When you have finished clearing up your vomit Tom , if you watch at 17 minutes and thirty minutes in you are discussed in some detail .
For other readers the “facts” contained according to oily are ( in no particular order ) :-
1) he has been trading 21 years
2) Made up to 50 million at times
3) Lost I million in a day
4) Had to sell Sefton near its peak because he was told initially that he would have to buy NEW after making the mistake with the ownership % and being forced to launch a takeover bid . He panicked and started selling his holdings to raise the funds.
5) Admits he made the maths error that led to it
6) Admits the Nomad checked the maths and failed to spot it
7) Says he is in commercial property until oil price improves
8) Expects oil sector/price to recover from 2nd half 2016
9) will trade again in oil sector when recovers
10) Last big win was Hurricane ( ignoring Sefton MK1 @ 4 million , 2015 was bad for trades after hurricane )
11) 2015 was a bad year for trades and for hassle on social and other media
12) Thanks Tom for making him famous with the “Market Abuser” label
13 ) Pulling more and much higher quality birds thanks to Tom making him into a “bad boy” wihich made him a babe magnet
14 ) Has an offer for a book and later a film ……… thanks to Tom .
15) Still owns Sefton shares
Scampi
I see that team shotgun (BMD, Oil and Clem) have purchased a notifiable stake in AEY which was notified to the market today.
Another company ready for a rogering?
Phil
As I have read nearly all the posts on ShareProphets today I was left with a choice, either watch the Chris Oil video or study one of Zak Mir’s charts. I watched the video, all of it.
antondec
Well I never – ANY share mentioned – please tick as appropriate
1. He was in early and sold at the peak
2. He’s in now (bottom) and its worth 10 x more (very soon guv honest etc)
3. He’s not in but isn’t anyone else lovely who is (translation I think its shit/missed the boat but I don’t need more enemies)
4. He’s not in because he is now in something else which no ones talking about and he’s always been in since the year dot as his family invented money, law of ownership, words, cement etctect
He is implying he’s lost £1m in a day but also made £50m in a day (like that “click”) – love to see his tax returns
Walter Shitty more like
El Capital
This kid should be sectioned. There is one thing being an habitual liar but its plain stupidity to lie and it being so easy to be found out. Absolute idiot. He looks like he has never had a girlfriend.
BobbyChariot
That pair remind me of Alan Partridge and his Geordie mate Michael.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXn63fxdfI
David Russell
I did watch the whole video and it was a great video and its nice to see people enjoy them self’s. Most private investors have lost so much money this year down to being mislead in so many different ways. Its so strange that I have been trading for a very long time and never heard of these people before share prophets. Good luck to them and all that sail with them but its not about the money for me its the game. :)
J P Spaghetti
You know – listening to the first few minutes of that with my eyes closed, I could visualise the great man as the not too funny comedic buffoon (no offence to Albanians) that was Norman Wisdom as he’s about to utter “Mr Grimsdale”. And in need of a decongestant.
warun boofit
I listened and occassionally glimpsed the complete 32 minutes whilst at the same time watching a documentary about Lee Bul the South Korean artist famous for being trussed up and hung upside down in the nude, I was able to perform this multitasking feat as Bloomberg provided sub titles so I could listen to Mr Oil at the same time that I was being given a cultural education. I cannot beat the keen powers of observation of Wildrides but I noticed that the bloke on the right managed to sink a couple of steins of lager whilst Mr Oil only managed a small sip of water over a period of 32 minutes. I assume getting well oiled is the only way anyone would be able to listen to Mr Oil for that length of time. I enjoyed the Zak Mir interview but this one surpassed it for commedy, Oil is surely heavily under the influence of the great Peter Cook and Dudley Moore ( in the pub sketch) he just needs to get a bit more in character and he will have it off to a tee.
james mulvenna
Alcohol and investment advice. Can’t beat it. Sick bag.