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Britain’s Buffett Chris Oil outlines his plans.. what a frigging genius the man is

We make no comment at all about the uber-modest Chris Oil as he declares that he is officially Britain’s Warren Buffet (cripes where did I miss you on the Sunday Times Rich List?) and outlines his plans. Anyone who says that he is just a market abusing little twerp just fails to recognise what a frigging genius the man is. Over to Oily

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Comments

  1. Should be renamed Chris bOILer room

  2. delusional
    [dih-loo-zhuh-nl]

    adjective
    1.
    having false or unrealistic beliefs or opinions:
    Senators who think they will get agreement on a comprehensive tax bill are delusional.
    2.
    Psychiatry. maintaining fixed false beliefs even when confronted with facts, usually as a result of mental illness:
    He was so delusional and paranoid that he thought everybody was conspiring against him.


  3. Czech Mate (aka Janos)

    His genius is not in question, I just wish he would tell us more about his methods for finding 10-baggers. Share the wealth!

  4. Forget his ineptitude at investing in oil, the man has no concept of grammar or spelling! He doesn’t know how to use possessive apostrophes, or how to capitalise proper nouns or personal pronouns. Apparently he is going to be in the Sun newspaper during the month of February! Also, marvel at where he has placed the second last full stop (or periods as he apparently calls them) that has been lobbed in there for no earthly reason. There are fourteen grammatical mistakes in five sentences. Good grief.

    My apologies for my pedantry: I help fund my postgraduate studies by proofreading. If you want someone to vet your writing before it goes out Mr Oil, please get in contact.

  5. He has “ the look “, ex yuppee, suited and booted, mobile phone grafted to ear, and of course stood outside LSE, imagery of next big deal, and then there’s the reality.

  6. Just Mummies Boy doing some more naval gazing……
    How much research has been done on Britians so called version of Warren Buffet, perhaps when you finished with DL you could have a look at BWB .
    And passing thought has anyone mentioned to the real Warren Buffet about his name possibly being brought into disrepute due to the continued use of his name linking to Mr Oil.
    Me thinks he not be particularly happy about this.

  7. If his middle name is J he may well have joined the WRN circus, check out Nuna minerals RNS today, vote to elect a Christopher J Williams on the board at the next agm.

    That’s would be funny.


  8. Pain Au Chocolat

    Hold on a minute. He doesn’t even make plankton as fish in the sea to fry go compared to your best mate. Check out the Elephant Oil deal. No, of course you will not. The Sheriff of AIM has turned his eye away from the coming dilution and consolidation at his best mates struggling £1m mcap piss poor company. Were it the allegedly equally porcine Lenigas chappie it would be all over this site. Well, it is your site and you can do what you want to but then you need to reassess the populist and overseeing soubriquet of “sheriff”.

  9. froma familee tha indented te wheil and te welley an te condom
    the molvern hils bow to is greteness

  10. The charmless oik can’t even spell Buffett correctly… Unless it’s a different Warren; which would make more sense.
    Or maybe it was Judith who nicknamed him thus? We really must be told.

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