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Thanks to reader BobbyChariot who has captured proof that David Lenigas is rushing from Cuba following the disastrous Lenigas Cuba (CUBA) IPO to Trinidad to check out the LGO Energy (LGO) train wreck. Its not a good day for either company but Big Dave is on the case , working hard for shareholders. Feel free to supply a suitable caption in the comments section below
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DUCK AND DIVE
Fat Dave enjoys a freebie in Leni Gas Cuba’s new 40%-owned agri-logistics fleet, bound for Miami.
johng
“Mayday, Mayday, Mayday this is yacht SS Fat Boy, SS Fat Boy, SS Fat Boy, over”
- “Mayday this is Trinidad Coastguard. Can you give me your position sir, over”
- “Trinidad Coastguard this is yacht SS Fat Boy. I’m a director of the hugely successful listed company on the mega ISDX exchange, over”
drunken sailor
I bet my ancestors never had it this good on their voyage in chains from UK to Oz.
bwakem
“I’ll be able to balance it out when I stick all the shareholders’ cash in the front.”
Phil
That is about the only thing Lenigas ever got into that remains afloat (for a while)
turbograndad
ROW row row your boat, merrily down stream, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream, bottoms up, but don’t get shafted.
wildrides
Feck me this “Guan Tan pie” sample is good ……….. I need to start exports to the UK straight away . Then follow it up with bottled “ genuine boarded” water . That wanker Winnifroth is so out of touch he still thinks I am a director of LGO and have managerial input . Wait till my pies hit the UK pie shops Winnistrop.
chooch45
Big Dave goes topless in an attempt to both display empathy with, and possibly even to get as good a sun tan as, the numerous LGO shareholders, who have long since got accustomed to getting by without their shirts.
johng
Lenigas takes off his shirt in solidarity with all those that have lost theirs in buying pre ipo shares in Leni Gas Cuba
bbbbb
Big Dave leads the way into shit creek…
alcira16247
Famous Aussie entrepreneur and business leader David Lenigas, answering press questions about his single handed attempted Pacific Ocean crossing……
“What!”
“Me afraid of getting eaten by sharks?”
“Never, they’d just think I’m a big piece of whale shit!”
Steffi the TR1 Queen©
As LeniGas Cuba sinks backwards and downwards within milliseconds of floating, big Dave wishes he’d taken Cassiopeia Services recommendation to call it Lenigas Scuba after all..
warun boofit
If the fat twat takes one more bite out of that kebab he will sink the fucking boat although I suppose thats what he has been doing all his life but its ok for him because he is that fat he cannot sink unlike the shareholders of the boat who will sink to the bottom.
J P Spaghetti
Hoisted by his own petard given his attempts to suppress free speech, Chris Oil falls prey to Big Dave’s ravenous appetite and silenced as he is mistaken by him for a doner kebab and gobbled whole (maybe Zak will now think twice about ever sharing a tub with him again)!
johng
Lenigas proves that wearing a bandana on your head and shades, doesn’t hide the fact that you are still morbidly obese
nigel somerville
And the latest enterprise from the lenicrash stable. Yes, folks, I give you Lenigas Luxury Cruises.
alcira16247
After repeated mauling’s and exposes in the press about his business activities, by leading financial investigative journalist Mr Tom Winnifrith……… Big Dave has finally snapped and has had enough!
He’s photographed here franticly paddling his executive yacht to Cuba seeking political asylum!
Nicotine Nelly
“The last time I saw Mr Lenigas he was very buoyant” – misquote from Mirror Group Newspapers director following the discovery of another fat crook’s body floating in the sea after he had fallen/jumped/was pushed overboard from his yacht.