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I am staying wth my father and lefty step mother in Shipston and so there are a string of jokes at his expense. Talking of jokes I mention, en passant, Sefton Resources (SER) but also the total joke that is Golden Saint Resources (GSR). Then there is BBA (BBA), Telit Communications (TCM), Surgical Innovations (SUN) - cue predictable Zak Mir joke - and eServGlobal (ESG). Finally I comment on Adgorithms (ADGO) and flag up superb Peel Hunt research HERE
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Mr 3D Seismic Survey Man
http://guerillainvesting.co.uk/2015/10/12/sefton-resources-i-accuse-allenby-capital-of-leaking-inside-information/
“Allenby have over a considerable period of time not only been shadow directing Sefton, (which is in breach of their own as well as Aim Regulations and the Nomads code of conduct) but are guilty of maliciously leaking information to Winnifrith as part of their concerted smear campaign to thwart shareholders from installing a new board with new assets. Assets that are located in the Bahamas with a 4 Billion barrel recoverable resource potential.”
Having read that one I went and measured my back garden as being about 10m x 30m then went and drank a shitload of Frosty Jacks and started twatting its surface with my forehead then listening for any echo’s. I was especially careful to twat my head and listen in various places to make a proper 3D Seismic Survey.
Obviously Mr Stacey would not understand the relevance but it has something to do with Triangulation whereby an X/Y surface head butting is capable of generating the Z axis assuming you do not render yourself unconscious in the process.
Anyway.
As a result I discovered that the Pre-Something-or-Another structure under my Garden was indicative of lots of oil with a depth of play that was indicative of possibly almost at least 4 billion barrels of recoverable sweet crude.
I am just about to file documents with the local Council for planning permission and will be in contact with Allenby Capital to seek an AIM listing with them as my Nomad but if they are silly enough to reject I will be on to ZAI or Fatty Cornish… err Daniel Stewart, Quob Park or… ooh me head. I’ve got and gone all confused.
Do I need a Qualified Persons Statement?
Maybe I can ask Chris..
King Bob
Mr 3D Seismic Survey Man – I salute you, genius, pure genius.
drunken sailor
Erm, surely details of the “assets” the new management are “bringing in” is inside info, or if just made up (sounds to me like BPC’s assets and although they need a funding partner to drill, I can’t see them linking up with a company that has no cash – what would be the point) it is just more market abuse.
Oh well what do you expect from a former bank robber and his cretinous partner who claims his family discovered the North Sea. WTF is Clem doing? has he no self respect at all? he seriously needs to disassociate himself from this debacle whilst he still has at least one shred of credibility left.
Tom ryves
Another pithy Bearcast. However since you moved onto audioboom format these broadcasts invariably crash, normally near the beginning. Is this just my ineptitude or do other listeners get the same experience?