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A group of Lions is a Pride. A group of Sheep is a Flock. It is a troop of baboons. It is a destruction of wild cats, it is an implausibility of gnus and a storytelling of Ravens. So what do you call a group of Quindell (QPP) Shareholders? Reader Chris suggests “a catastrophe” or a “mugging” “a catastrophe of Quindell shareholders” has a good ring to it but perhaps you can do better? Post your entries in the comments section below, deadline is midnight Sunday.
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Comments
BYSTANDER
A TENBAGGER
CPPH
Probably shouldn’t have told you my initial ideas as I’ve now got to think of more!
How about “a massacre of Quindell Shareholders”
CPPH (Chris)
Sweet Karolina
A delusion of Quindell shareholders
A denial of Quindell shareholders
A bankruptcy of Quindell shareholders
A desperation of Quindell shareholders
A great British company of Quindell shareholders
A deception of Quindell shareholders
Loon-Finder General
An asylum of Quindell shareholders
nigel somerville
a quimbecile?
CPPH
A Plunder of Quindell Shareholders
wildrides
A wank of QPP shareholders
A stool of ………..
An ejaculation of …………..
An excretion of ………….
A detritus of …………
RPC
A lobotomy of Quindell shareholders
A flagellation of Quindell shareholders
A flapdoodle of Quindell shareholders
Andrew
A compost?
DUCK AND DIVE
Since 2+2=5, it must surely be…
a quincunx of Quindell shareholders;
or, in similar vein, a quint of Quindell shareholders.
But the more I say it, quincunx is right.
Paulie Walnuts
A Ponzi of Quindell shareholders
Jason
Well a group of buzzards (& vultures) is called a wake which seems apt for Quindell shareholders.
Lets look at some similarities/other references:
1) The Spanish for ‘wake’ (well ‘wake up’ actually) is ‘despertarse’ which is also a close enough description of a Quindell shareholder
2) Wake ~ a watch or vigil held beside the body of someone(thing) who has died, sometimes accompanied by ritual observances. Check. Quindell is as good as despite the ritual chant of being ‘long & strong’ by the groupies (wakies?).
3) Buzzards/vultures feed on carrion… Check (see point 1)
4) They’re mewing sound can be mistaken for a cat. Check. Frantic threats, posts & other drivel very similar to cat wailing.
Graham
an oxy of morons
Chris G
An ignoramunce of Quindell shareholders
An obliviousness of Quindell shareholders
Gary D
an Administration
alcira16247
A stench of Quindell shareholders
An unicellular of Quindell shareholders
A fraud of Quindell shareholders
A brown envelope of Quindell shareholders
turbograndad
Falashio of Quindell shareholders.
turbograndad
A kindergarten of Quindell shareholders.
A choir “
A chorus “
An asylum “
A muppetry “
A gangbang “
Graham
An accrual of morons
J P Spaghetti
Stone the crows – what about a murder of Quindell shareholders?
Forty Two
A great rock ‘n’ roll of Swindell shareholders
kingoldby
A self delusion of Quindell shareholders.
dasv
A groupthink of Quindell shareholders
A delusion of Quindell shareholders
A rat’s nest of Quindell shareholders
dasv
An incomprehension of Quindell shareholders
robert shelley
an oblivion of Quindell shareholders
a quandary of Quindell shareholders
an accrual of Quindell shareholders
JSB
Nigel, that is fucking hilarious
Quimbecile……..never mind QPP holders can I pinch that for the wife
Lance1066
Quindell shareholders are stupid boys. Collectively they should be the “Stubos” of Quindell, in honour of Susan Boyle.
Abdiel
I think Nigel has won already , “ a quimbecile?”
Cant add any better im afraid
Mose Harper
A Victim
Mose Harper
A ‘Kiss My Ass’ of shareholders
Or
A ‘Denial’ of shareholders.
Mose Harper
A Kiss me Kate
A Litigation
CPPH
Another go…
A Scandal….
Twisty
Shareprophets
Aurelius
An abysm of Quindell shareholders
A delusion of Quindell shareholders
A deception of Quindell shareholders
A folly of Quindell shareholders
Juicin Drumroll
A wallspunk
A pissupthewall of..
A tomfoolery of..
A steamy of..
A dimness of..
A cretinmass of..
A stooge of..
spacebob
a bunch of qunts
snowy
A Rodney of QSH
A Plonka of QSH
Stephen Peel
A confirmation (bias) of Quindell shareholders
An accrual “
snowy
A Trigger of QSH
Gary D
an “inadministration”
Geor9e
Are there enough of them left to form a group?
Keith T
A collective of Quindell shareholders should be known as “a swindle” or “swindell”