The ten most read Cheryl Cole articles on ShareProphets

Only one woman has come close to Britain's most talented chanteuse when it comes to appearances on this website. And, as far as I know, Julie "lingerie on expenses" Meyer cannot sing. The ten articles below are the most read ones featuring Ms Cheryl Cole.

1. Quindell Full Listing Statement so Very Weak but Cheryl Cole puts it better (9 June 2014)
   Quindell (QPP) has today updated its shareholders on its plans for a Full Listing. The statement is weak, begs questions and was only prompted by me and others asking questions. I know that Rob Terry, the Quindell PR bimbos and his other advisors are keen readers of this website and I am glad that they have tried to answer a valid question raised here.
   
   
2. Conroy targets 5m oz Gold, I target Cheryl Cole's "virtue" - the only cert is its placing ahoy! (31 March 2016)
   Conroy Gold (CGNR) has today put out a laughable release claiming that it is "targetting" 5 million ounces of gold at its deposits on the Irish/Ulster border. I, as you know, am still targeting getting up close and personal with Britain's most talented chanteuse but I've been on my quest a lot less long than Conroy has been, unlike the AIM tiddler I'm pursuing my quest with my own money and there is almost as much evidence to support my dreams as that of the AIM listed money cruncher. That is to say sweet FA.
   
   
3. Want exposure to a Neil Woodford AIM dog? Today’s Primary Bid Offer closes at 3.30 PM but Cheryl Cole shows the way (24 April 2020)
   With other folks cash, Neil Woodford was a big fan. The company has missed all its targets to date. Even now, having belatedly slashed costs, Xeros (XSG), the company founded to disrupt the world of washing machines, does not expect break even until Q2 2022. What could possibly go wrong? I reckon there is more chance of me shagging Cheryl Cole by Q2 2022 than of this company reaching breakeven by 2022 but we shall see. Anyhow if you are tempted, not by Cheryl – that is a given - but by Xeros here is your chance.
   
   
4. Eurasia Mining adopts formal dividend policy as I lay out bedroom etiquette policy to Cheryl Cole (6 January 2022)
   It was two years and three placings ago that Eurasia Mining (EUA) first predicted on social media that it was on the point of paying a dividend. Now, three and a bit months after a potential bidder completed its due diligence on a bid for nearly all its assets there has been no offer, as yet, so Eurasia needs another ruse to keep its moronic shareholders happy.
   
   
5. And the winner of the Rover's Return and Cheryl Cole caption contest is.... (11 January 2021)
   If only because this is another opportunity to gaze at a photo of Britain's most talented chanteuse, it is time for the result of the Cheryl Cole Rover's Return caption contest yesterday. Some of you have minds like sewers and many of you followed a predictable theme in supplying captions for the photo below.
   
   
6. Zenith Energy fails to address Elephant in Room, instead updates on Cheryl Cole style deal (8 August 2020)
   On Thursday, I published a letter, now confirmed as genuine, from the Government of the Republic of Congo saying that Zenith Energy (ZEN) had lost its sole asset, Tilapia on June 4, something it failed to disclose to investors as it secured more funding. Still, Zenith and its newly appointed adviser, Allenby Capital, have failed to address this. Instead, we have a statement on a Cheryl Cole type deal. Let me explain.
   
   
7. Conroy (#CGNR) says "targets" 5m oz Gold at Clay Lake. I'm still targeting Cheryl Cole's knickers. So what? (30 March 2016)
   
   
8. Shock poll result – readers back Tom Winnifrith’s chances with Cheryl Cole – Chill Brands Results date Poll (24 August 2021)
   I know that some of you are sceptical about my chances of getting lucky with Britain’s leading chanteuse but it seems that many of you think that my chances are improving. I refer you to the poll I ran last night on when Chill Brands (CHLL), formerly the fraud known as Zoetic (ZOE) would finally publish its results. The top answer…
   
   
9. BREAKING: Canadian Overseas Petroleum & Tom Winnifrith announce Letter of Intent with Cheryl Cole Creek (24 July 2023)
   I will base my announcement about a possible “joint venture” the Geordie Nightingale on the terms announced by Canadian Overseas (COPL) about a possible joint venture on its Cole Creek acreage in Wyoming.
   
   
10. Versarien says turnaround on track, if so then so too is my plan to shag Cheryl Cole (4 July 2023)
    At a GM called to authorise the issuance of lorry loads more worthless shares, the chairperson of Versarien (VRS) claims its turnaround is on track. Bollocks. Chairperson Dianne Savory has yet to apologise for not stopping a culture where, egged on by the ex-CEO, shareholders discussed having me killed and plotting to get my wife sacked so is someone not fit to chair a public company. Worse still, her claims are utterly delusional.