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Maybe you have no shame and will tonight be attending the Daniel Cesspit (DAN) Christmas Party but are worried that you might struggle to make small talk with its useless boss Peter Shea and his dwindling numbers of staff? Fear not, just for you, here is a cut out and keep 13 handy one liners to use. There is no need to thank me, in the season of goodwill I'm just trying to help.
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Comments
Drunken Sailor
How much of that £650k convertible bond did you spend on this? The champers tastes like cat piss did Tom Winnifrith get Oakley and Tara to supply it?
I am so glad I found the place, I went to the building site down the road, fortunately they were able to direct me.
turbograndad
Is it true you do a special treatment for hemorrhoids, and do I still have to lube up Peter the pecker.
Daniel Victor
Fair’s fair.They did get you to stop referring to them as ‘Daniel Cesspit’ !