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The deadline is Sunday. All you need to do is supply a suitable caption for the picture below. In honour of Allenby Capital and Cairn Financial which continue to act for patent frauds on the AIM casino we invite you to do your worst. Post in the comments section below.
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Comments
chad_john
CamKids unveil a new design for their shoe boxes.
wildrides
I will give you all this to float my fireworks factory Mr Allenby.
testpack3
You see, I no lie. This is cash that I always say Camkids has, but is not in bad bank, is in my house.
A City adviser
JQW, camkids and Jiasen scrabble together all the cash they really have to buy a ship load of explosives to send from China to Tom Winnifrith at Free Speech & Liberty Pizza but already something has gone wrong with their cunning plan
antondec
“if I had a Yuan for every gullible twat on AIM………oh wait”
MrMoto
(So come on) jump on board. Take a ride (yeah) (You’ll be doin’ it all right) Jump on board feel the high ‘Cause the kids are alright
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kids_(Robbie_Williams_and_Kylie_Minogue_song)
wildrides
I told you my money laundry company would go down well on AIM Mr Allenby , Please accept this small gift in my appreciation ……see how clean they are too!
Mikeh30
Look at the first fraud proceeds to be seen from space.
The Great Wall of China(s ill-gotten gains)
Jane
At the recent London investors evening, Mr Hu Mee Lai proudly presents his company’s new line of funeral money to honour ancestors, stressing that they are the first and only company to expand this traditional product offering outside of China, something that the company’s advisors and nomad on the AIM market are particularly enthusiastic about, with the special USP, available only to investors on AIM for a specially limited edition and, in fact, suggested specifically by their AIM advisors and nomad, that London investors would have the unique privilege of subscribing for real money to be burned to honour their own ancestors at the company’s dedicated money-burning facility in Fujian province.
GungaRam
Lob Telly in Fujian whorehouse ??? (eyebrows give him away)
J P Spaghetti
Mr Zhang thanks all shareholders who’ve contributed to the Terracotta Army preservation fund and assures them that
(i) the adage about armies marching on their feet is just as true for sculptured ones, and
(ii) no warrior shall go unshod.
He also stresses the synergy of this enterprise given the much smaller general frame size of individuals thousands of years ago and commends the artistry of the set designer who arranged the cash in units of retail cost per pair.
Mikeh30
We did have all this money but decided to give it to the children instead
Warun Boofit
Mr Bung Mi More (newly appointed CEO of Worthington) in his opening speech at the Golden Tickets awards ceremony at the Pyongyang stock exchange where the long and strong gathered to further prove their everlasting loyalty by taking part in the three legged race across cousin Kims anti aircraft firing range.