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I have been a mega bear on Monitise (MONI) and with the shares now sub 5p feel rather vindicated. I still would not touch the shares with a baregepole.
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Comments
Daniel Victor
George still has a long way to go to top Gordon Brown’s masterstoke of making a market bottom in gold by selling a huge chunk of our reserves there.
turbograndad
The kiss of death, between a rock, and a hard place.
Deathicit reduction, comes to a company near you.
In proud PR ramp, Georgie, Dave style, then move along a few years/tears.
Oh fuck off you Tory bullshitting cunt.
J P Spaghetti
Well Osborne seems to – after all, wasn’t he behind the ‘pioneering’ portable computer of the same name in the early to mid-80s (competitors included Apple and Compaq)? Perhaps it was another Osborne, but – in any event – said effect (of which I’m sure most of the savvy users of this site will be familiar) seems fitting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osborne_effect
turbograndad
Prostitution reference, how to monitise a cunt.
wildrides
“That will teach you northern twats for voting for us , I am turning the Northern Power House into the Northern Power Cut , with a giant leap for mankind ……… scraping the trans pennine link railway. “
“power oh ,lovely power , coke and hookers , lords , lords full of tories snorting coke and feeding it in like old rope …..lovely , cant wait , power ooh loverly power , building sites , floro jackets , coke hookers , power loverly power . “
Aimless
“Monitise, Bye bye……oops sorry, I meant to say Buy! Buy!”
Steffi the TR1 Bimbo (TM)
“A word of warning to Monitise ™ shareholders and Liberal Democrats ™; you may be proud to collaborate with Visa ™ and the Tories ™ now but just remember, where the Millibands came from they shoot collaborators”.
JASPERTHEDOG
‘I tell you, unreservedly, that you should buy shares in this brilliant company for your pension fund. I have done so, my friend David has done so and so have most of the Cabinet. I am so sure of this company I have bought shares with the proceeds of the Road Fund Tax and I promise you that the entire U.K. road system will be renewed in five years time as a result of the profit I will have made.’