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Bulletin Board Moron of the week Competition 16

By popular demand it is back. As ever the rules are simple. Filthylucre and Bananabob cannot post their own comments on this website as entries as they are just too good. But any other comment on a Bulletin Board or twitter is eligible. The most ludicrous or idiotic statement wins.

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Comments

  1. My entry from the LSE QPP Board

    I think we all suspect once the legal side has gone RT will be back!!! which may be a good thing as he is the one with the vision,
    Does anyone know are there any synergies between telematics and the company he has just bought into?
    bouffant – Today 17:25

  2. from WRN board. ignoring the fact that they will never relist

    Hepran
    Posts: 1,432
    Premium Chat Member
    Off Topic
    Opinion: No Opinion
    Price: 87.00
    View Thread (2)2 weeksToday 14:32To go for this to explode onto the scene making the derampers, shorters and trolls scramble for the hills…I’m hoping the bod would be working on relisting us on the secondary market simultaneously with signing the merger deal…now that would be a BIG BANG.

  3. Just about every post ‘Herpan’ on LSE makes on WRN could be deserving for Moron Of The Week. The guy is a deluded fantasist or just plain dumb, likely both.

  4. Quote of the week comes from a BB moron on LSE, UKOG

    Taken @ 0945 12.04.2015 Comment by Enforcer
    To be honest I am stunned this didn’t hit 50 p after all the media coverage. 9 billion barrels at horse hill. Commercial. They have already stated from analysis that it is commercial. Flow test only to see if it is 10000 bopd or 100000 bopd. After flow test, which will be this year, Ukog will be sold. 1 billion is not unrealistic. That’s 1 pound a share.

    http://www.lse.co.uk/ShareChat.asp?page=44&ShareTicker=UKOG

    Seriously, you couldn’t make it up!!


  5. Russ O'Callaghan

    Tom, you say that folks cannot submit entire websites as “Moron of the Week”. Surely in the case of Worthington an exception MUST be made for this? I mean to say, even the Quindellites and the UKOGies have got a SHARE to argue the toss over, haven’t they? The Worthies are spending hour after hour spitting blood and phlegm over nothing at all!
    They can’t be accused of ramping or of de-ramping because you cannot get your hands on a WRN share or, if you’re in the opposite camp then you cannot get the brown sticky thing off your fingers.
    Surely ANYBODY who’s on this ineffectual web-forum is wasting such an amount of their time that they qualify for MotM unopposed?

  6. from the GKP bulletin board on ADVFN…

    “GKPhero 13 Apr’15 – 12:31 – 415744 of 415747 0 0

    I’m holding for a 20 bagger Walloon.

    So around 800p will do me.

    Thanks.”

    800p! yeah right…….

    more like 8p….


  7. handybrownone

    Lots of Morons on Teathers – TW where’s the beef? Everyone is whipped into a frenzy for the revelations at the Investor Show. Yawn

    this will rise further
    Created by dabbler – Today 12:50Today
    just been offered 7.43 on 40k way above bid near ask, so IMO we will see 8p again today and close. not many day traders here I think. target price 25p early next weekdabbler – Today 12:50

  8. The WRN board

    mizman
    Posts: 43
    Off Topic
    Opinion: No Opinion
    Price: 87.00
    RE PB78
    Today 18:16
    The only reason I can think of WRN not needing a new website is: a) RTO has somehow been avoided and this will be trading in a couple of weeks with some of the new deals. b) WRN have been taken over by a large company and will cease for exist.

    Errr cos your bust maybe, aka “large company” = money heaven


  9. Russ O'Callaghan

    OK, fair enough, Tom. You aren’t going to let me have the whole WRN forum, are you? I guess I’ll just have to be satisfied with RecklessRalph

    “Agreed i for one cannt wait for this share to come out of suspencion so i can buy some of these golden tickets even if i have to pay 5 pounds or more for this share i am happy as this share will make a good proffit once the suspencion is over gla”

    Unusual that, don’t you think? You don’t come across many Nigerian noblemen/rampers/scammers called Ralph, do you?

  10. From the GKP LSE board

    jdrobbo
    Posts: 112
    Off Topic
    Opinion: No Opinion
    Price: 37.75
    View Thread (18)
    RE: jdrobbo
    Today 00:29
    I am very positive,I think it will 3 bag from here.
    On a lot of boards I would be ridicued for being a ramper.
    When all this is ovef I hope a lot could meet for a final drink and then be honest about their agendas.

    and your is :-

  11. Seems DAN has the QPP intelligentsia aboard because of a certain RT.

    I don’t know where to start on:

    Today 17:35 Price: 1.28
    Medusa1 43 posts
    RE: Dan is the main man
    took qpp from 3.5 to 600 … as long as traders dnt get too greedy then all is good
    Off Topic No Opinion

  12. Nat Rothchild is buying WRN, its getting interesting again thinks JRJnr.

    Apologies WRN is buying ARMS, I knew I had misunderstood……Ignore my foolish previous post!

    JRjnr
    Posts: 3,494
    Off Topic
    Opinion:No OpinionPrice:87.00View Thread (3)

    Princess

    Today 18:52

    So we are taking over arms…. For all those that have doubts (and mine have been growing daily as we have been led a very merry dance) I have just cracked a big grin as I know who runs arms….. Mr n rothchild…. If anyone thinks he enters negotiations without thinking a deal can be done think again. This has just got interesting.


  13. alcira16247

    Tom

    Following yesterdays RNS, another, in a series of increasingly bizarre statements from Doug Ware who seems intent with acting out further his Walter Mitty vivid fantasy life, even the most delusional Worthington investor is becoming aware that all is not quite right in conglomerate world.

    However, thankfully, there is always one that will provide the last laugh……..

    AmBasteir
    Posts: 191
    Off Topic
    Opinion: No Opinion
    Price: 87.00
    View Thread (2) Suspension- spelt correctly Wed 21:26

    I for one, would not be surprised to see this at £5, £10 even £20 when it comes out of suspension. It is amazing what Doug has been doing behind the scenes. This will be a game changer. I hope I can buy this wonderful share when it re-lists. It is going to go bananas. I would hate to be a shorter with this life changing share. Doug will be worshipped when he reveals the deal of all deals. It could even go to £50. If you haven’t got these golden tickets, tough. Go, go, go Dougie lad.

    ==============


  14. zeronegative

    Haven’t looked at the LSE QPP board as Quindell is now SOOO BORING. Anyway the serial ramper “Borderman / Melrosian / Robbajob Mark 2” is still endlessly posting his pie in the sky price targets. Todays latest….

    “Well it may only attain £1.50 tomorrow. However its fairly obvious double that is the value in 2015.

    If my favoured No prevails, we can get back to retrenching and £ 6 in 2016.

    Mel”

    Take a break….you seem to be a BB addict.

  15. ALCIRA16247

    I guess you don’t actually do irony. Read my other posts and you would understand it.

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