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As they discuss how all their shares are about to be flogged to Bulletin Board Morons who reckon they are buying we bring you an exclusive shot from the Quindell boardroom of Rob, Steve and Larry in action. With a deadline of Friday midnight how about you suggest a suitable caption for the picture below. For what it is worth:
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Comments
Parisexile
Hi, I’m Rob. . this is Larry and Steve. . and we’re gonna be the new ’1 Direction’ . . DOWN !!
Steve Brown
“Hey Rob, I thought you said we were applying for the Ghostbusters jobs,not for a joint effort as Mr Staypuff Man”
Slim Fizzlebeef
The Three Stooges Loan-Stock Emporium: ‘You Buy We Sell’
(Quindell stock only, no bric-a-brac)
Geor9e
To complement the scaffolding, ear insurance and car techy box thingy side of Quindell’s business, the board sealed a deal to acquire a chain of exclusive hairdressing salons. To celebrate Rob, Larry and Steve took the opportunity to have their own lovely locks restyled in the very latest fashion.
J P Spaghetti
Sheer panic shows in the faces of the QPP BOD on realising their days of keeping the SFO at bay with free ice cream and twice-yearly free rides in an ambulance (even with the siren on) may well be numbered as it appears to man up in the wake of the Tesco fiasco
Geor9e
Steve: Looks like our shares are down another 10%!!
Larry: Woop woop!
Rob: Why I oughtta……..
larboulois
With apologies to Apollo 13 . . .
Steve (Scotty) Scott: ‘Okay Fareham, we’ve got a problem here.’
Rob (RFB) Terry, Fareham: ‘This is Fareham. Say again please.’
Larry (Mouse) Moorse: ’Fareham, we have a problem. We’ve had a major SP blow-out.’
RFB: What the fuck? OK. ‘I’m checkin this out with EF, Illinois. I’ll get back.’
larboulois
With apologies to Apollo 13 and amended slightly – uploaded the wrong version earlier
Steve (Scotty) Scott: ‘Okay Fareham, we’ve got a problem here.’
Rob (RFB) Terry: ‘This is Fareham. Say again please.’
Larry (Moose) Moorse: ’Fareham, we have a problem. We’ve had a major SP blow-out.’
RFB: ‘What the fuck’s goin on? OK Moose. I’m checkin this out with EFH, Indianapolis for a solution. I’ll get back.’