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Chris Oil Is Behind Bars - New Caption Contest

The lying market abusing little criminal twerp is behind bars at last as the photo below shows clearly. Don't hold back in today's caption contest - post your entries in the comments section below.

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Comments

  1. Man sitting in Church pews prays for the soul of Whinny Froth and hopes he might afford a decent camera in the near future .

  2. Lawyer? No, please ring mummy, steffi…I need more cash…

  3. “At least now I’ll know how it feels to get shafted”.


  4. James Cleeve

    No Steffi please, not the black mamba again, I promise i’ll be a good boy, I promise!

  5. Mummykins – The guards said I wouldn’t get lonely in my cell but I didn’t believe them so thank you very much for bringing my teddy in…


  6. Mr Lamborghini

    Smooth talker waits in line to have front teeth removed


  7. J P Spaghetti

    CO considers the unfortunate seed that may be planted in the mind of some of his more degenerate fellow residents by his surname…


  8. Xanderbelle

    Chris Oil gets cozy with previously untapped investor ‘pool’
    Says Chris “I told one inmat..er.. investor that trading Bail Bonds would be like printing money. He said it would be like the old-days. Then he made me his friend and sent me for soap”

  9. I warn you; I was dorm champion at picking up soap.

  10. Mum, the stupid mare told TripAdvisor we offered a Full English, en-suite with Marble Bath and a choice of Bars!
    Bloody Italians…..only good for one thing


  11. Gareth Jones

    Guards – let me out As I told you, I am Britain’s Buffet not the inmates’ buffet


  12. John Rimmer

    ……“I need some decent PR …..Can you put me in a cell with Max Clifford ?”


  13. John Rimmer

    …“Oil goes down again ….will shortly bottom out “


  14. John Rimmer

    ….“I’ve got a headache ….not tonight” ….“That’s not the way it works in here” said his cell mate !!

  15. Would you like to buy my Lenigas Cuba shares? I’l pick up the soap if you do.


  16. Steffi the TR1 Queen©

    For the third year in succession, one of the Daniel Levi Associates’ partners prepares to spend his Easter (other faiths are available and applicable) incarcerated in one of Her Majesty’s secure establishments.
    or
    When the said I was getting to do some bird I thought they meant my PR agent had finally agreed to do the dirty deed with me.


  17. caca do toro

    Well all i have to remember is not to let the soap fall on the floor, or i will be in the same position as my investors FUCKED.

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  • 23 October 2026, 16:20
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  • 23 October 2026, 16:17
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  • 23 October 2026, 15:07
PRD
Video: Crazy old coot knows why shares in his company tanked, nothing to do with a massively discounted placing of course!
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DGQ
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  • 23 October 2026, 12:07
GEX
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  • 23 October 2026, 11:34
GBG
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  • 23 October 2026, 11:16
CRTA
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GEX
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  • 23 October 2026, 09:55
VLRM
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  • 23 October 2026, 09:35

Thursday »

IKA
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  • 22 October 2026, 16:05
Bearcast
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  • 22 October 2026, 14:27
Crime-Scene
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  • 22 October 2026, 14:14
FAB
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  • By Steve Moore
  • 22 October 2026, 13:19
VLRM
Chat GPT analyses the Valereum LIES ( 2026 only)
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  • 22 October 2026, 12:39
JR-Ewing
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  • 22 October 2026, 12:30
VLRM
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  • 22 October 2026, 12:21
WSBN
A letter to London’s worst Nomad – re Wishbone gold and the planned rescue placing, is it 10p or lower?
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 22 October 2026, 11:27
ATG
Auction Technology – trading “slightly ahead of current market expectations”, but what’s already discounted in the share price?
  • By Steve Moore
  • 22 October 2026, 10:58
VLRM
BREAKING: Valereum – this is FRAUD Part 1 on the California Bezzle
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 22 October 2026, 10:27

Wednesday »

GELN
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  • 21 October 2026, 16:09
Bearcast
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VINO
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  • By Steve Moore
  • 21 October 2026, 14:16
EDGE
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  • By Tom Winnifrith
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PBX
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  • 21 October 2026, 11:17
DOM
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  • 21 October 2026, 10:58
WSBN
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  • 21 October 2026, 10:30
KEN
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  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 21 October 2026, 09:34
ECOB
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  • 21 October 2026, 08:25

Tuesday »

TRI
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  • By Steve Moore
  • 20 October 2026, 16:29
Bearcast
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  • 20 October 2026, 16:23
G4M
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  • By Tom Winnifrith
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TIN
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  • 20 October 2026, 11:23
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  • 20 October 2026, 09:44
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Monday »

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  • 19 October 2026, 16:19
Bearcast
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  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 19 October 2026, 15:44
GELN
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  • By Steve Moore
  • 19 October 2026, 13:34
DGQ
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  • 19 October 2026, 12:27
IES
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  • 19 October 2026, 11:07
BMV
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Crash
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  • By HotStockRockets
  • 17 October 2026, 12:09
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  • 17 October 2026, 11:58
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Friday »

PR1
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  • 16 October 2026, 15:49
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  • By Steve Moore
  • 16 October 2026, 15:30
Bearcast
Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: Why Amaroq will tell me to Foxtrot Oscar
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  • 16 October 2026, 15:22
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BMV
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Confetti
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AMRQ
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