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As ever there were some classic entries in last week's Bulletin Board Moron of the week contest with Drunken Sailor's own made up entry almost plausible as a real one. Had he not fessed up he'd have one the prize. The full raft of entries is HERE. But there is no moron like an old moron and no old moron like an MTV moron.
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Juicin Drumroll
LSE’s TEA thread.
What reputation?
JR2910
Posts: 470
Price: 2.25
RE: TEA
Today 11:57
i think JD in particular is destroying his reputation with each passing day.
Juicin Drumroll
P.S.
JD is Jason Kingsley Drummond for those of you unfamiliar with Teathers Fianancial, Media Corp, Purple Lounge & his many other resounding triumphs..
Worthingtonian
An absolute classic from PhiloBeddoe – a real post this time, not the £1.3bn times table…
PhiloBeddoe
Posts: 355
Off Topic
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 87.00
View Thread (7)
RE: NUNA NEWS BY THE 11TH
Today 14:06
Presumably, when we resume trading, we’d have technically proven Tom Winnifrith wrong, ie, he claims we’re all doomed and won’t resume and we have done. So does that potentially open the door, in legal terms, to pursue Tom Winnifrith for defamation? I believe it can result in a fine and a prison sentence if convicted. There’s considerable evidence of defamatory remarks and actions by TW (understatement of the century) so surely we’d have enough evidence to have him convicted, fined and locked up? He must have surely breached slander/defamation laws? And if he hasn’t, all i can say is he sails extremely close to the wind. He’s far too sure of himself to get away with it forever, sooner or later, the law of averages says he’ll trip. And probably in spectacular style. Fully deserved too. And the sooner it happens, the better. After that, we should pursue online trolls who have been posting defamatory remarks on the bulletin board for the last 16+ months.
—-ENDS—-
Where to start.
“…when we resume trading…” – that’ll be “never” then!
As any fule no, defamation is a civil tort, not criminal, so no fine, and no prison sentence.
The best defence to any libel action is to prove truth, so he will also fail on that rather important test.
And finally, as Tom has repeatedly said he has no assets, having tucked them safely away from any litigation risk, even if the judge did dose off through the entire 5 minute defence by the foxy legal team, Phil and his mates would end up with £0 damages plus £0 costs.
You get ‘em, Phil!
Santiago
FiestaSam over at LSE regarding Arian Silver…
Fri 08:41
FiestaSam
help please
1.15
No Opinion
“Apparently the “choo choo” train that is the AGQ express apparently leaves from platform 9¾ . I can see 9 and 10 but no 9¾??
I bought a few GLEN & Lloy while waiting and made a few bob, should i build a platform 9¾ and force the AGQ express to stop?
Juicin Drumroll
Full time fuckwit & STILL a denier of any fraud under Robert Terry discusses the disposal of Quintica. No wonder he’s down 50% after multiple top ups as he has averaged down!
A_E_Marsh
Posts: 3,953
Price: 216.00
““Why wasn’t this picked up by the accountants and directors when QPP reinterpreted its goodwill valuations?”“
Could it be that wisdom has only been gained after the event? To be honest, given a choice between Winnifrith and RT I would still pick RT every time.
Duck and Dive
I’ll nominate the uber-moron for this puerile and perverse attempt to inject some facts into ShareProphets’ fast and loose deception and disinformation agenda…
“I would rather read ShareProphets than Investors Chronicle any day, even if the latter were free. But each to their own and IC’s [30,000] circulation probably translates into a readership of 75,000 after you take into account dentists’ waiting rooms, library copies, etc. IC also have an online edition which claims to have 165,000 registered users:
http://www.fttoolkit.co.uk/icmediakit/digital.php
Admittedly, five people could be gathered round every screen displaying a ShareProphets page; but that’s unlikely.
Anyway, for the sake of credibility you might want to compare like with like rather than cherry-picking data which really isn’t comparable.”
http://www.shareprophets.com/views/19228/notes-from-underground-the-gutter-press
Tom Winnifrith
Touche…can I nominate D&D for this gem from 31 Dec on Fastjet
DUCK AND DIVE
31 December 2015, 12:22
And still she rises. Just pushed through 70p as I write. Baby Bear and Uncle Tom really should do their research before rushing into print.
Speaking of which, has the almighty ShareProphets team done the promised legwork yet? Or are you waiting/hoping for a retrace? I saw that you tried to bushwhack Zak into calling this a dead cat bounce but his conclusion was:
“This is the kind of charting combination which one only sees in the most robust of situations…”
Ho hum…another day, another dollar – but not for Baby Bear…
Drunken Sailor
This competition has lost its way. The best posts have been from bears taking the piss or just made up.
Posts need to be current and not based on a few months of hind sight.
Maybe it is time to put the completion in abeyance until there is a significant new event that opens up a whole new vein of moronism on the BBs.
Recent caption competitions have been far better entertainment value – the current Jabba one is generating some great lines. The polls, when not rigged by Manchester based former bank robbers to promote their own failing Blog, are generally good value too.
phil
Words fail me
slipperyslope
Posts: 2,831
Off Topic
Opinion: No Opinion
Price: 109.75
RE: Grab it while you can!
Today 13:57
All the best ftse 100 companies have debt problems. As long as you have high net asset value is the main thing which AVN have. The problem with most AIM companies is they have very little in the way of NAV and end up making serial demands on investors which AVN don’t. If they were doing that then you would have to worry.
Elrico
I have no words or comfort for this BBM on the PCI thread over on uncle Tom’s mates ADVFN padded cell venture playground. Can anyone guess with this fool is expects after suspension!!
DATA1T 8 Mar’16 – 05:49 – 58616 of 58621
This is just a hiccup. I can’t wait for market to open, average down with a few £££££ and be rich real quick.
Trolls and haters will be kicking themselves.
Elrico
The PCI thread is littered with gems over on uncle Tom’s mates ADVFN padded cell venture playground. Can anyone guess with this fool is expects after suspension!!
hermana3 8 Mar’16 – 08:36 – 58618 of 58621 0 1
Bet them shorters are not sleeping as well now!!!!!
RichTheNewbie
I don’t know if Twitter postings count, but if they do, I think you can stop your competition now…..I have a winner….:
“Gary Newman @GaryNTrader 12h12 hours ago
Why is Twitter so full of people arguing about what are generally a load of shit AIM companies, many of which will never be profitable!
Chris Oil – @chrisoil
@garyntrader Because they are all part of the ponzi gangs ramping the shit all newbies in last 5 years.”
Chad_John
Apparently UKOG are heading for the FTSE 250.
Moneymunch (via ADVFN):
Ukog are on a one way trajectory to becoming a Ftse250 Oil Producer, on confirmation of the potential billions of barrels of recoverable oil across the Weald and its National Significance……the near term fluctuations in sp is completely irrelevant to those invested for the long term apart from the opportunity to top up on any lows….I’ve got another £26k coming my way at the end of this month and all will be invested here…..gla longs. …the most truly stunning and transformational upside potential opportunity for years!!! :-)))
Melvin
TW should take calls from the lse asylum for 1 hour a week and release in a podcast….
I,as an investor and lse poster actually want to hear what some of these fucks sound like..And maybe get to hear some decent debate too along with banter.
Does the crazed ramper of the board actually own a fleet of Ferraris or is he a deluded fantasist?
Does he sound like a millionaire investor or actually a bedsit dweller with six fucking dogs.?
This would work.Think of Tommy Boyd’s late night phone in .. “the zoo”.
A great traffic generator and could prove very popular not to mention a great laugh.
A lot fresher than this competition anyhow.
Drunken Sailor
I have resisted the temptation to do this before now, but this time it really is a winner:
Duck and Dive 13 March 2016, 00:43
Maybe you should have asked him what he meant by “gross debt“… I do hope you have quoted his response in full. In any event, much of your conclusion is again based on your supposition, not on facts. And your conclusion is inconsistent with the clear statement by the company in its RNS a week ago (7 March) that it had sufficient funds to meet its operational needs: “The Board monitors the Company’s cash position very carefully and with over $20m of cash available at the end of February 2016, and based on current forecasts, it has sufficient funds to meet its operational requirements.” I find it inconceivable that the company would attempt to mislead the market and its sophisticated investors so blatantly and so close to an EGM. Therefore, you must be wrong. Perhaps the answer lies in the nuancing of the company’s current liabilities and especially their aircraft leasing costs. In any event, all will become clear very soon. – See more at: http://www.shareprophets.com/views/19387/fastjet-the-ghastly-truth-of-looming-insolvency-the-airline-citigate-did-not-want-you-to-know#sthash.rd1T1Yom.dpuf
With an EGM coming up to oust the board and a placing needed, what more reason could they have to mislead investors?
Ambiguous use of cash available and enough to meet operational needs, but does not say in the Nomad verified RNS how long for. It is the paid for research note that gives the hyper accurate forecast figure for net cash – not net current assets at the end of the year. D & D knows how AIM works, yet he behaves like a typical BBM of FJET.
Russ O'Callaghan
I do NOT want to nominate RecklessRalph of Worthington fame for MoTW, because I’m now totally convinced that he’s one of the pranksters having a laugh at the Worthingtonians. I want to claim NINE winners of MoTW (at this moment in time at least; it may be more tomorrow). I know it’s a break with tradition, but what about the NINE folks who’ve RECOMMENDED this posting of Ralph’s on the WRN site:
“Amazing to have this share under suspencion with the makret falling saved holders here lots of money with these deals all to come from great doug what a ceo and what a job he has done”.
Ralph, of course, takes all the credit for the grammar, the syntax, the punctuation and the spellings. I’m sorry to say I can lay claim to none of those.
Russ O'Callaghan
Having had a couple of minutes to think about that last find I’m beginning to wonder if the joke isn’t on us. I mean, there isn’t anyone outside of an enclosed institution who would actually say something along the lines of “Thank God for our Board of Directors; they’ve suspended/ de-listed our shares for the foreseeable future (two months…two years…) and thereby kept us safe from the current vagaries of the world’s markets”, or stuff along those lines.
I reckon these guys are playing us at our own game and, as a sort of inverse kudos, are actually VYING for the accolade of Twit of the Month.