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Tomorrow I shall be examining the Afriag (AFRI) ramp of Friday in detail and Jabba The Hutt will not like that expose one iota. Ahead of that we have a picture of Mr Hutt preparing for a weekend shoot, an event in which a lot of dumb creatures will face wipeout. Anyone have a suitable caption for this picture of Jabba spending a rare monent away from his twitter account? All entries in the comments section below by midnight Sunday
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wildrides
Ah …………… its so lovely to be out in the English countryside fresh air after spending so many years in the dark up Whining Froths backside .
DUCK AND DIVE
Welcome to my Dignitas Mug Punter Hunt. We only shoot the skint ones, then we feed them to the dogs. Then we all have a party on my yacht. #sickhunt
Mr Big Dave Goes Out on a Turkey Shoot for Christmas.
Big Dave: Right! Let’s go bag some Turkeys.
Dog 1: Go on, it’s a day out chasing rabbits in the forest.
Dog 2: You sent the invites out then?
Dog 3: With instructions and rules?
Dog 1: No Worries ;-)
Big Dave returns home empty handed.
Big Dave: Fuck! The house is full of Turkey Shit!
Dog 1: Nothing on my bed or food Big Dave.
Dog 2: Nothing on my bed or food Big Dave.
Dog 3: Nothing on my bed or food Big Dave.
VINES
‘I haven’t always been an english gentleman you know. back when i was a share huckster in australia i was always told david you can’t buy class. I said don’t ever tell me what i can’t buy’
Simple Moving Avarice
I am the very model of a modern Ramper-General,
I’ve ramped a lot of stocks whose value is quite minimal,
I know my social media, and I block the doubters quizzical,
From Morons through to Winnifrith, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, but only if they’re Lenigasical,
My bargepole stocks and AIM-bound dogs I’m offering at two p, that’s
a bargain in the sad minds of the morons and the loopy twats.
warun boofit
“Well just look at me now ye pommy bastard wombats, well didnt I showed yous a thing or two , to the manor born am I”.
Bobby Chariot
Thought it was a still from the James Bond film ‘Goldfinger’ where the villain and 007 play golf together.