UK 23:16 Tuesday, 22 September 2026
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Feeling 150% vindicated over the Quindell fraud the first celebratory ouzo beckons and in that vein let's have a Rob Terry caption contest just for fun. Simply post your captions for the picture below in the comments section.
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Marvin
The Charts say : “Nothing to see here. All good. Move along. Move along.”
wildrides
Your gonna need it for that “two plus two = five” moment in B wing shower block .
MrContrarian
Are you suffering a Court Induced Sense of Humour Loss (CISHL) following a period in the dock? Call Slater & Gordon to be told where to shove it.
alcira16247
Tom
Breaking News!!!!!
Its just been reported that there’s been a huge raise today, in gym usage throughout HM Prison service.
There has been speculation that’s it down to the eagerly anticipated arrival of three new inmates, from the business community and the prisoners desire to afford them all a proper welcome in the showers!
pink53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNPJuJSVmNA
ms
Cellmate:
So you sell me 1,000,000 shares in your bottom bunk at 1p each representing 5% of value in exchange for 10 shares my top bunk representing 60% of value?
Does that mean you own the top bunk and the bottom bunk and we swap bunks and I´m left with shares worth a piss soaked mattress?
Terrys Chocolate Starfish
Quob head Rob Terry relocates his business to Strangeways.
turbograndad
Anal retentive, lube up, and heres one for the shareholders you shafted.
Juliet Tasmin
Tom Winnifrith or shall we say loserfrith is a sad case of a person who is always jealous and envious of other’s success.Like the guy who will scratch the rich neighbour’s car and cause damage . His life is occupied and pre-occupied with seeing other people suffer just because he was a failure in the City and did not have the smarts to make any money.He manages to look in the mirror by being drunk and a tramp. Get a life man , get a life and enough jealousy, you are a sell out just like anyone else ,the difference is nobody want to buy & that is what gets you!
Pauly Walnuts
Crikey Juliet, you sound a bit bummed. Lousy day eh, never mind- just for you……..
Apols to Dire Straits………
A lovestruck Rob Terry sings the streets a serenade
Laying everybody low with the businesses that he made
Finds a dog turd steps right in the shite
Says something like 2 and 2 babe how about it? (5)
Juliet says hey it’s Rob Terry you nearly gimme me a heart attack
He’s in a cell window she’s singing hey la the ozzy’s are back
You shouldn’t come around here making up numbers like that
Anyway what you gonna do about it?
Juliet the dice were loaded from the start
But you bought and now your shares aren’t worth a fart
And I forget I forgot that you were long
When you gonna realize it was just that the accounts were wrong, Juliet?
DUCK AND DIVE
Quo vadis?
Quod.
Que?
Quod.
Quand?
Quite soon.
Porque?
Quindell.
Quikey.
Mea qunt.
Juliet Tasmin
Pauly Walnuts,very well done,funny .Write one for TW maybe he will see the nice side of life ,not all the time just waiting to see people suffer so he forgets he is a failure to himself and his sad wife. He is full of hate and anger for not getting rich. His tips are terrible too.no wonder he is a drunk, he can’t even stand himself!
Diabel
You’ve been bang on the money on this one. And now proven to be a true hero of the private investor. For me you you went from zero to hero at that point when RT lied about buying shares when in fact selling. I hope this vermin gunaf – and his next five generations – burn in hell. I sent you £50 following my failure to appear last minute at Zak’s last soirée. This latest revelations will encourage me to further contribute to your well deserved designated status as sheriff of AIM.
pink53
https://youtu.be/xXyT1vy3BII
alcira16247
Tom
Breaking news!!!
Hopefully coming over the Strangeway’s tannoy, soon……
“ Will inmates Terry, Moorse and Fielding immediately proceed to the B – Wing shower block.”
“ Report to Bill ‘The Donkey’ Turner, were he intends to further demonstrate with you his interpretation of a Panamanian Pump and Dump!”
However, news, just breaking……….
Juliet T*smin has just launched a on-line petition headed…….‘free the innocent Strangeway’s three!’
After deluging all social media its been reported not one person has signed!!!!!!!
Our reporter has hunted down the ‘innocent’ three’s spouses, presently holidaying on a Caribbean Island….. where a certain Tracey….. gave the following comment on their husbands present predicament ……..
“Erhhh…..F*CK THEM!”
drunken sailor
I have heard of locking the stable door after the horse has bolted, but the FCA did it when the horse was already 100 miles away and that Denzil in the cell next door, who has been giving me the eye, looks like he is hung like a horse!!
Marvin
Juliet you sound like a really caring sensitive person.
Juliet Tasmin
MARVIN
I do try
Tom Milne
“Booty is more important than food, a mans butt” Fleece Johnson
“Imma tell you what, i like you, i want you.. now we can do this the easy way or the hard way” Fleece Johnson
dasv
do UK jails have the equivalent of the US’s Toss Salad Man? Chris Rock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXrb8jurCs8
Forty Two
Maybe I’m just short sighted but it strikes me that TW is preoccupied with warning peeps about situations where they are about to suffer and thereby offer obviate the need for that suffering. It is rather the opposite of what is presupposed above. How the fuck Terry can be in any way associated with success beats me. He’ll never be in the same league as Fred Goodwin et al but boy does he know how to destroy shareholder value if indeed making a pretty packet for himself and his mates (for now). And since we are doing argumenta ad hominem – you sound like a right fuckwit.
nigel somerville
Sage advice for any Quinvicted Quiminal.