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As deranged blogger Chris Oil sweats on whether the Takeover Panel will make him bid for New World Oil & Gas he is bleating in twitter about how no-one is talking about his penchant for inviting foppish middle aged Old Harrovians into his hotel bathroom anymore. Always keen to please we bring you our Monday Caption Contest. Simply post your entries in the comments section below, deadline midnight tonight (UK time)
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wildrides
If we all wank together we should be able to fill the bath in an hour or two ……….. first one to get ball ache is a sissy .
J P Spaghetti
One tries to be discreet but there’s always that constant craving…
turbograndad
Chris Oil, found cure for water on the brain, a tap on the head.
Who left this scum in the bath, ?????, sorry their not that bad, really?
Why has this water turned yellow?, where have all these bubbles come from, and whats that floating on the surface?.
Phil
The Horse Hill basin
alcira16247
The most Noble Lord Zak, moaning softly…..“Well, Dave my chart is certainly starting to rise now!”
Britain’s answer to JR Ewing, Lenigas, grunting slowly……“Funny, now you mention it my drill bit has gotten rock hard, too!”
The world’s most successful oil share tipping pundit, Chris Oil, squeaking……..“Well, I hope you chaps know there’s a sticky black hole nearby!”
alcira16247
Poor Dave loudly groaning and whimpering …….. as Chris Oil, the multi millionaire share pundit, manoeuvres and heaves behind him……..
“Shut the feck up, Leni, you’ve only taken 49% of it!”
The Noble Lord Zak, watching, scribbles away on his tablet a new chart that tries to make sense of it all, but true to form failing miserably!
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wildrides
Lennigas to Mir
“I told you not to pull the plug yet ………… now we have got Chis Oil stuck down the plug hole” .
Mir to Lennigas
“bloody hell Lenny , how is this going to look if the press get hold of it ……….. lets just scarper and leave oilly stuck in the plug hole “
wildrides
“Hey Dave look at this ……… ive had my dick head painted to look like Chris Oil ……… good likeness isnt it ?”
“Mind you, the face painter said “dont come again and ask me to do a repeat”
modsa
Was it really provided free by FOX Marble?