Worthington Group - the fat lady is shuffling onto stage: First Gazette published

Oh dear, oh dear. Those Worthington (WRN) shareholders who were dreaming of buying a mansion in Monaco with their golden tickets might wish to brace themselves for bad news. as you can see below the First Gazette notice for striking off has been published and an administrator appointed. On the terraces at Banstead Athletic the chant is already starting "you're going down with Golden Saint, you're going down with Golden Saint" Nuff said.

Sub-Standard Shockers XI November update – Two body-blows this week: I’m starting to despair

By anyone’s standards, and this team’s standards are pretty low, it’s been a shocking week with a winding-up petition being issued against the team leader and general inspiration, Worthington (WRN) and player manager, Senterra Energy (SEN) having to ‘fess up to a failed deal with its share price collapsing as a result. How did the rest of the team get on!?

Worthington - Winding Up Order issued: fan, shit, hits, the

Oh dear, oh dear, this really does look like it is game over for old mother Worthington (WRN). It had been looking to get a Creditors Voluntary Agreement aways so that the grateful taxpayer, viz The Pension Protection Fund (PPF) got to fund its gaping deficit, and a share of future profits went to other - mainly related party - creditors but 90% of profits outside litigation winnings where it was 50% - would go to shareholders. Of course 90% of ZERO is ZERO but the pretence was there. However..

Worthington (#WRN) Ooops - Winding up Order now in play.

Worthington - Bad News from Greenland

Is the long running farce Old Mother Worthington (WRN) finally coming to the end of the road? I am surprised that the company has not put out an RNS to keep its loyal investors informed but there is bad news in Greenland.

Worthington - hold the beer and popcorn: High Court appearance & Winding Up Order delayed

Drat. There was I expecting to hear the winding up petition for the Worthington (WRN) CVA had gone through as planned at the High Court yesterday as scheduled. In the aceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed world of Doug Ware and Aiden Earley this was meant to be good news. But at 9.52 AM today the white rabbit popped up with an announcement:

Exclusive: Worthington Shyster Allan Biggar facing homelessness as past business sins catch up with him

Oh dear, oh dear. Don't tell the bulletin board morons on the LSE Asylum but the house of cards that is the fraud Worthington (WRN) is now collapsing faster than you can say "golden ticket". Already facing personal bankruptcy proceedings as we revealed here, disgraced Allan Biggar now faces the loss of his marital home as we can reveal today.

The Worthington CVA - this is comedy genius

Prompted by our shock revelations yesterday Worthington (WRN) has been forced to put out a statement to explain why it itself is heading for a CVA. It really is comedy genius.

It is not just Worthington going tits up but the shysters behind it - Allan Biggar in Court

Oh dear. More on the woes of the fraud Worthington (WRN) later as it heads for a winding up order. But it seems that one of the shysters behind this scam, Allan Biggar (see HERE) is also in the merde.

Worthington - Winding Up Petition to be heard in 7 days - Beer & Popcorn at the High Court

Oh dear. Oh dear. The problem with frauds, as with socialists, is that - to quote our greatest ever Prime Minister, the blessed Margaret, eventually they run out of other people's money. And that brings us to Worthington (WRN) which faces a winding up petition in the High Court a week today. Beer & popcorn time!

Worthington - the shambles continues so what is the point of regulation?

If you are someone who thinks that playing by the rules and being honest makes sense in the UK reguolatory environment think again. Just look at the much ramped Main Market listed fraud Worthington (WRN). Let's start with the latest news from the UK Listing Authority which came out at no-one is watching O'Clock on Friday.

Sub-Standard Shockers XI September update – bottom of the league form

With the football season now in full flow, it is appropriate to assess the full squad’s performance to-date. Unsurprisingly, but still disappointingly, none of the squad is fit to even tie the shoelaces of Robbie Savage let alone play in the Premier League, but will the FCA do anything about it?

Bulletin Board ramper of the week result - its another Worthington winner

At what stage do you think that the folk who bought into the Worthington (WRN) fraud will accept that they have lost everything? I reckon even after it has gone into administration some folks will still think they own a golden ticket. There were 15 entries into the last BB ramper of the week sponsored by Strat Aero (AERO) PR man, aka fake BB Moron sayitlikeitis, as you can see here. But the winner?

Worthington Bulletin Board Moron of the Week Contest Result

Apologies for the delay in announcing the winner of the last contest of two weeks ago. The beauty of this winner from among all the entries you can see HERE is that he demonstrates a general point about the delusions of the common or garden lesser spotted Moron.

Worthington Shareholders Form Action Group, Titanic passengers on iceberg do same

It might seem like a cunning plan to those who are dim enough to own shares in the fraud that is Worthington Group (WRN) but it is not going to get them very far. They have formed an action group and even set up their own website harvesting names which will only be passed to er....Worthington Group. Oh great let me sign up, I really want Craig Whyte, Aiden Earley & Doug Ware having all my details...can I give them access to my bank account as well?

Worthington - now Nuna 100% Bust what is plan C? Flagship ahoy?

Now that NunaMinerals is in administration no-one other than the poltroons at the UKLA believes it will do a RTO of worthless fraud Worthington. So what next? Roll up Flagship Global Corporation which is listed on US OTC markets and is essentially bust. Perfect!. 

Bulletin Board Moron of the Week: back for Worthington's Final collapse

As I noted earlier, Friday really could be Worthington's (WRN) last stand. No doubt its supporters on the LSE will have all sorts of excuses and will be blaming the usual suspects (me, Brexit, Evil) for their losses. This is too much of an opportunity to miss for we voyeurs of the moron community. But posts from other threads can also be submitted in the comments section below with a deadline of Sunday 24th July. I reckon Cloudtag (CTAG) and Highlands Natural (HNR) on the LSE and ADVFN asylums will prove happy hunting grounds.

Are the UKLA staff all crack whores or just brain dead? New Worthington shambles

Today I must ask the very serious question: are the staff at the UKLA down at Canary Wharf all crack whores or are they just the stupidest folks in Britain. I ask this question because of the latest news from fraud Worthington (WRN).

Worthington (#WRN) RTO with bankrupt Nuna talks continue, UKLA accepts this. Regulators on acid

Worthington drops Rangers claim, 5 PM Friday 22nd is ouzo time as UKLA will wake up then

The farce that is the fraud Worthington (WRN) continues apace. The chocolate teapots at the UKLA are still publishing twice daily updates claiming that Worthington is considering an RTO with NunaMinerals, a company that is not only in administration but is also to be delisted in Denmark. its aceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! all round at UKLA where the chocolate teapots still reckon that the deal is viable.