Disgraced Daniel Stewart Christmas Party Tacky Invitation Caption Contest (shares still suspended)

Shares in disgraced City broker (no longer a Nomad) Daniel Cesspit (DAN) remain suspended (for the third time in a year) as it has yet to complete the bailout placing it first said would be finalised "shortly" on October 1st and thrice since but its annual champagne Christmas Party goes ahead none the less and is tonight. The Invitation - which we have obtained, see below - is uber-tacky so please supply a suitable caption in the comments section.

Sunday Caption Competition in honour of the Daniel Stewart Placing: Waiting for Godough

My mind turns once again to the placing which AIM-listed (but suspended pending accounts for the second year running) Daniel Stewart (DAN) first announced it was working on concluding and expected to announce "shortly" back on 1st October.

Daniel Stewart - bond funding, placing "shortly" (again)

AIM-cesspit poster-boy Daniel Stewart Securities plc (DAN) has announced the raising of £650,000 from the issued of convertible and non-redeemable bonds. It then goes on to say that a total of £630,000 has been received. So it has raised £630,000 so far, not £650,000. Perhpas that is splitting hairs. But we are also told that the company continues to work on the finalisation of a placing....which it expects to announce shortly. Ah, that word "shortly" again. I'll come back tomorrow to see Mr Godot. Tom Winnifrith continues to work on the finalisation of an approach to Cheryl Cole. Well, maybe it is on the way after all.

Daniel Stewart (DAN) raised £650k in convertible bonds, top up placing due soon

Daniel Stewart - placing "shortly" descending into NEW farce?

AIM-listed but currently suspended (for the second year in succession for failing to publish accounts on time) Daniel Stewart (DAN) has issued the most bizarre RNS explaining the issuance into Crest of 1,666,666 shares which do not appear to have been allotted, according to Companies House filings. Further, the recipient of the shares seems to be unable to return the stock. The statement - which raises all manner of questions - reads:

Fraudster & insider dealer Rob Terry shocking revelations about Daniel Stewart

Over at Ponzi Quob Park (QPE), the fraudster Rob Terry of Quindell (QPP) infamy has penned a lengthy post about Daniel Stewart (DAN). It is shocking and begs massive questions.

Daniel Stewart - where's the placing, month 2: imminent?

It is now a full calendar month since shares in AIM-Cesspit poster-boy Daniel Stewart (DAN) were suspended for the second year running for failing to publish its accounts on time. The suspension statement on 1 October said that the company expected to announce news of a fund-raising "shortly". Roll forward to 23 October and the company was now making progress, and expected to announce funding plans, ahem, "shortly". Mr Godot will definitely be here tomorrow. Or "shortly".

Daniel Stewart - where is the placing? Day 29

On 1 Oct - almost a month ago - shares in AIM-Cesspit poster-boy Daniel Stewart (DAN) were suspended as the company had, for the second year running, failed to publish its accounts on time. The statement issued by the company referred to a funding package, that it [Daniel Stewart] expects to announce shortly, following which it expects to be able to publish its FY 2015 Accounts and resume trading on AIM.

Quindell fraudster Rob Terry – Go on tell us about your boardroom discussions with Daniel Stewart

Once upon a Quindell (QPP) time the fraudster Rob Terry seemed to be suffering from twitter diarrhoea. But for the past six weeks his new mouthpiece, the Quob Park Ponzi scheme has been almost silent. One might almost suspect that on legal advice the fraudster was being advised to say schtum as he awaits arrest by the Serious Fraud Office. He should not have to wait long. But, meanwhile, what about his discussions with Daniel Stewart (DAN)?

Daniel Stewart – funding package to be announced “shortly” (again)

On 1 October shares in AIM Cesspit listed Daniel Stewart (DAN) were suspended because the company had failed, for the second year running, to produce its accounts on time. We were told in the suspension RNS that the company was working on a funding package which would be announced “shortly”. Today, more than three weeks later, we have had an update: the company is working on a funding package which will be announced “shortly”. Hmmm.

Daniel Stewart – the silence is deafening: where’s the placing?

Oh dear, oh dear. On 1 October shares in AIM-listed Daniel Stewart (DAN) were suspended for failure to publish accounts on time for the second year running. In between times it was suspended again after its previous Nomad resigned. Three suspensions in thirteen months does seem to be a tad careless, does it not? But the 1 October RNS told us that The Company is working on the conclusion of a funding package that it expects to announce shortly, following which it expects to be able to publish its FY 2015 Accounts and resume trading on AIM. It is now 18 October. Well, where is it? Are there a few issues going on behind the scenes that we have not been told about?

Daniel Stewart – problems with the placing? Come on ‘fess up chaps

Daniel Stewart (DAN) shares remain suspended because it can't publish its annual results until it does a placing otherwise the (piss poor) numbers will be heavily qualified. What is going on? Is there a wee problem?

Daniel Stewart – where are the Companies House filings for the share issues this year?

My understanding is that share allotments have to have a corresponding filing submitted to Companies House within a month. So I wonder why, given that AIM Cesspit listed Daniel Stewart (DAN) has had three rounds of confetti (and counting) this year, why there are thus far no share allotment filings showing on the Companies House website.

An Open letter to Roland Fatty Cornish – quit Daniel Stewart NOW before the Rob Terry stink kills you off

The revelations today by Nigel Somerville make it clear that Rob Terry is up to his old tricks again with regard to share dealing in Daniel Stewart (DAN). Somewhere along the line he is dissembling in his regulatory filings. Nomad Roland “fatty” Cornish is already in all sorts of hot water over the scandals at Gate Ventures (HERE) and New World Oil & Gas (HERE), he now needs to save what is left of his reputation and quit acting for Daniel Cesspit now. I have written him a letter in the spirit of compassion and brotherly love urging him to do just that. It reads:

Daniel Stewart – tell us about the missing 3.5 million shares?

I am not saying that this is a sign of fraud. I am perfectly willing to accept that it is sheer gross incompetence on the part of Daniel Stewart (DAN) but perhaps it might care to explain how 3.5 million shares went missing earlier this year?

Daniel Stewart – did Rob Terry go over 10% and will Beaumont Cornish now have to resign?

At risk of being accused once again of being a Companies House anorak by Tom Winnifrith (pots, kettles?) I note some very interesting filings by Rob Terry’s Quob Park Estate regarding shares in Daniel Stewart (DAN) and Rob’s old mucker Mr Mark Ford. Oh dear Rob's been a naughty boy again.

Daniel Stewart – suspension calamity on failure to release accounts as it needs to raise yet MORE cash

You can’t say were not warned! Shares in AIM-cesspit poster-boy Daniel Stewart (DAN) have been suspended yet again as the company has failed to release accounts for the year to March 2015 by yesterday’s deadline. But having just raised £1.2 million of cash just at the end of June at the ludicrous price of 3.35p, it looks as though the reason for the lack of accounts is because the company needs to raise even more money. It sounds horribly as though there is a little bit of an issue over getting an audit sign-off. Is this because of a lack of regulatory capital, a reluctance of the auditors (PWC) to pass the company as a going concern, or PWC foreseeing a shortfall?

Daniel Stewart (#DAN) - Suspended, as warned

UPDATE - ShareProphets ID Parade: two companies still to report on deadline day.

We started the week awaiting interims and FY results from 14 of the ShareProphets AIM-China Filthy Forty. Following this morning’s round of 7am RNSs we still had five of the Filthy Forty to come, and Daniel Stewart (DAN). 

ShareProphets ID Parade: companies still to report numbers on deadline day as suspension looms.

We started the week awaiting interims and FY results from 14 of the ShareProphets AIM-China Filthy Forty. Following this morning’s round of 7am RNSs, who is still to report? And there is one other we await with considerable interest – the FY results from Daniel Stewart (DAN). Any of the companies which fails to report by the end of the day will be suspended from trading on the Casino.