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Let’s face it the firm that floated Quenron (QPP), China Chainek (CTEK) and Naibu (NBU) deserves to go bust so we won’t be able to laugh at Daniel Stewart for that much longer given how its shares are suspended, it cannot get its own accounts signed off on time and is almost out of cash (see HERE). So let’s have fun while we can. With a deadline of midnight tonight lets have your captions for the picture below:
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Comments
nigel somerville
For God’s sake don’t tell the passengers of the Titanic – which we passed as unsinkable
wildrides
How many more of these “boating accidents “ do we have to stage to meet the new insurance scam accruals target RT ? At lease we were warm and dry “fixing” the deafness numbers !
Phil
The guy on the bank is TW. The 2 in the boat are the ceo and cfo of D Stewart.
TW says
“I warned you two fuckers I would pull the plug”
J P Spaghetti
“Whatever totes a float is not necessarily what floats your boat – you nimrod!” screams the semi-sunken oarsman to the CEO of Daniel Stewart
Bond11
Shea to Wilson. It must be all the cash we’ve stolen from shareholders weighing us down! Have we still got the resturant!
Batman
“But Sir, you said if we just reverse merged into an already floated vessel we’ll be shored up in no time”
Bernard O'Sullivan
But Daniel Stewart said it was a good punt.
J P Spaghetti
Ooh – that’s witty Bernard!