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ZOE

Is 4.3p as a target for the Zoetic fraud too high? Green Roads deal suggests 0.5p is more accurate

To be fair, I never said that my target for this fraud was 4.3p, I just explained how, if you made wildly optimistic assumptions about current year sales then on a read-across from Love Hemp, 4.3p was fair value. I actually think 0p is fairer as Zoetic International (ZOE) is a fraud which will eventually run out of other people’s money. But a corporate deal in the US suggests yesterday that, maybe, fair value is 0.5p.


Canadian listed Valens has bought Green Roads, a privately owned Florida company which was seen as a pioneer of US CBD products. It has a diverse portfolio of products (far broader than Zoetic), has not lied to consumers, investors and regulators, it is EBITDA profitable and its goods are sold in 7,000 US stores. There are plans to increase that rapidly. It also makes its own product and supplies raw material to others. It has invested heavily in creating brand awareness unlike Zoetic whose products have zero brand awareness.


The run rate revenues are £16 million a year. Zoetic’s run rate is something of a mystery as, for some reason which I am sure you can guess, it neglected to include any sales numbers in its FY trading statement. But let’s be charitable – given H1 sales were just £54,000 and say the annualised run rate is £500,000.


What did Valens pay to buy a quality operator? In a cash and shares deal, £29 million or 1.8 times run rate. Zoetic, even at 61.5p (and falling fast), is capitalised at £121 million yet it has zero brand awareness, sod all sales, says it will be in 3,500 stores by July but there is no proof of this, is drowning in red flags.


On my uber-generous assumption about its current sales run rate, it should be valued on a read-across at £900,000 or c0.5p per share.


So that is your valuation range:

0p – my target as this is a fraud
0.5p – based on the latest corporate activity
4.3p – based on a Love Hemp read-across and optimistic sales assumptions


Take your pick. At 61.5p the shares are a monumental sell especially given how leveraged the bulls are on this one. This could be GameStop in reverse as those margin calls kick in.

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That Was the Week that Was 7 Days of ShareProphets

Wednesday »

QBT
ANOTHER EXPOSE: Quantum Blockchain – it is still not telling the truth about the Italian house!
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 7 October 2026, 08:33

Tuesday »

Bearcast
Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 2: It's October 7 tomorrow and Britain sickens me again & why there is no Kenmare read across
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 6 October 2026, 16:20
SNX
Synectics – “confident in the group’s growth opportunity” but wasn’t it also confident before?, And…
  • By Steve Moore
  • 6 October 2026, 16:20
KEN
Kendrick: surely statement needed on the placing that is underway?
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 6 October 2026, 14:20
TEP
Telecom Plus – trading update emphasises “encouraging progress”, but how ‘encouraging’ really?
  • By Steve Moore
  • 6 October 2026, 14:14
Bearcast
Tom Winnifrith Bearcast No 1: Amaroq day
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 6 October 2026, 13:31
MVI
Marwyn Value Investors – interims, “a number of different routes to further value creation” BUY
  • By Tom Winnifrith & Steve Moore
  • 6 October 2026, 12:07
MPAL
MedPal AI – sales are vanity , cash is fact and so is a lack of it
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 6 October 2026, 11:45
CLBS
Celebrus Technologies – I having previously questioned its contractual conversion from a “strong” pipeline, what about now a “Half Year Trading Update”?…
  • By Steve Moore
  • 6 October 2026, 11:40
EDEN
EXPOSE: Eden Biosolutions – revisiting the dodgy TerpeneTech transaction as new accounts out, this is as kosher as a pork pie
  • By Tom Winnifrith, the Sheriff of AIM
  • 6 October 2026, 08:57
AVCT
EXPOSE: Avacta Placing – the truth behind Project Hawkeye
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 6 October 2026, 08:27

Monday »

HERC
Hercules – “New Water Sector Contract Wins” announcement, ramptastic?
  • By Steve Moore
  • 5 October 2026, 15:50
Bearcast
Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: a challenge for Bexley YC's 57 year old chairman, the Quantum scandal and Amaroq for the FTSE 250 this week?
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 5 October 2026, 15:02
QTX
Quartix Technologies – “pleased to report a continuing strong financial performance”, how “strong” relative to the valuation?
  • By Steve Moore
  • 5 October 2026, 14:00
Beggar
What's the benefits bill where you live? Fascinating new tool from the TPA
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 5 October 2026, 13:17
VSVS
We tipped the shares then came the bid
  • By Tom Winnifrith & Steve Moore
  • 5 October 2026, 12:34
QBT
EXPOSE: Has Quantum Blockchain misled investors about the Italian House? Part 2
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 5 October 2026, 12:15
ENSI
EnSilica – full-year results emphasise “moved into profitability”, but still cash-burning…
  • By Steve Moore
  • 5 October 2026, 11:38
QBT
EXPOSE: Has Quantum Blockchain lied to investors about the Italian House?
  • By Tom Winnifrith, the Sheriff of AIM
  • 5 October 2026, 10:42
PBX
Is it always a bad sign when you switch auditors to PKF Littlejohn?
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 5 October 2026, 10:12
Clown
Win a bottle of champagne from Lucian Miers MMT contest
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 5 October 2026, 09:15

Sunday »

Bearcast
Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: As YOUR hard earned cash is being used to punt on an AI ramp, I look at the whacky accounts of FN Advisory
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 4 October 2026, 20:02
AAU
Ariana Resources – Dokwe project Feasibility Programme update follows interims, Buy
  • By HotStockRockets
  • 4 October 2026, 18:05
Gold
The View From The Montana Log-Cabin As Gold Falls Again In Face Of Bond Rout
  • By Nigel Somerville
  • 4 October 2026, 17:22
Quiz
The ShareProphets Sunday Pub Quiz #366
  • By Darren Atwater
  • 4 October 2026, 13:28
Blackboard
Visual Aid: Who Controls the Critical Minerals Powering AI?
  • By Darren Atwater
  • 4 October 2026, 13:17
URU
URU Metals – Last Minute Results And A Bucket-Shop Special Smash’n’Grab Placing
  • By Nigel Somerville
  • 4 October 2026, 13:16
Reading
Sunday Long Reads: Britain back in EU?, Lazy Hitler, Electrician Wannabee, I, Claudius, AI v the Pope
  • By Darren Atwater
  • 4 October 2026, 13:14
Top-10
Notes from Underground – Most read articles for the week ending October 3
  • By Darren Atwater
  • 4 October 2026, 13:14

Saturday »

Bearcast
Tom Winnifrith Bearcast: £1.2m of questions as the Reabold bid for Union Jack fails
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 3 October 2026, 20:46
V3TC
Vaultz Capital – third time lucky? Not on your nelly - more red flags than May Day in Moscow
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 3 October 2026, 19:14
Atomic
Video: The Uranium Blow-Off Top, AI Hyper-Scalers & ‘Huge Value’ in The Miners
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 3 October 2026, 17:16
BMS
Braemar – half-year trading update, an “increased volatility”-benefitting Buy
  • By HotStockRockets
  • 3 October 2026, 17:10
Price-Vs-Value
ShareProphets readers tips for 2026 prize competition – (just after) end-September update
  • By Steve Moore
  • 3 October 2026, 16:55

Friday »

Bearcast
Tom Winnifrith Bearcast from my sick bed
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 2 October 2026, 16:22
KMK
Kromek – “expansion to its revolving credit facility”, but I thought it was profitability “slightly ahead of expectations”?
  • By Steve Moore
  • 2 October 2026, 16:20
EAAS
eEnergy – “pleased to announce” fundraising. Er, really?!…
  • By Steve Moore
  • 2 October 2026, 14:38
Gold
Video: Why These Critical Metals Will Explode Higher, ‘Uncharted Territory’ For Gold
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 2 October 2026, 13:21
PDL
Petra Diamonds misleads as it finally fesses to the HMRC winding up petition
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 2 October 2026, 13:11
RM
RM plc – sale of Technical Teaching Solutions business, still a sum-of-the-parts Buy
  • By HotStockRockets
  • 2 October 2026, 12:49
VLRM
EXPOSE: Valereum interim accounts demonstrate grotesque non compliances with IFRS 9
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 2 October 2026, 12:05
AMRQ
Amaroq – “pleased” with further Nanoq drilling programme and metallurgical test work, here’s why…
  • By Tom Winnifrith & Steve Moore
  • 2 October 2026, 11:57
QBT
Quantum Blockchain Technologies deeper dive accounting nerdery, nothing adds up, wholesale IFRS breaches
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 2 October 2026, 11:48
Bear
The Easy Money Fairy Tale Is About To End Violently says the world's second most foul mouthed financial podcaster
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 2 October 2026, 11:45

Thursday »

Boom
Fagash vs Chris Gilbert death match Round 2 at Sharestock 2027: early bird priced tickets on sale now
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 1 October 2026, 16:34
Bearcast
Tom Winnifrith bearcast: a new share trade
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 1 October 2026, 16:22
ECP
EXPOSE: £24m cap Eight Capital Partners declared profit but a looming liquidity challenge
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 1 October 2026, 14:43
TPT
Topps Tiles – “expects adjusted profit before tax for the full year to be in line with current market expectations”, not the initial expectations though!…
  • By Steve Moore
  • 1 October 2026, 14:17
QBT
Quantum Blockchain Interims: how is this AIM posterboy company not classified as bust?
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 1 October 2026, 13:13
Beggar
To be fair to Andy Burnham and chancellor Healey as the 30 year bond tops 6%
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 1 October 2026, 11:26
LST
Light Science Technologies – after just in August “confidence in a strong second half has strengthened”, why are the shares now slumping on a “Trading Update”?…
  • By Steve Moore
  • 1 October 2026, 10:53
ECOB
Eco Buildings – interims, a progress in Albania and elsewhere STRONG BUY, this could multibag by Christmas
  • By HotStockRockets
  • 1 October 2026, 10:40
VLRM
Valereum Interims Part 1: A fess up on past untruths, the auditor calls out cock & it looks to be bust!
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 1 October 2026, 10:31
Bully
Paul Mathieson back where he started – my mother’s suicide, this time he ropes in my late father as well
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 1 October 2026, 08:06

Wednesday »

WPHO
Windar Photonics – interims, how strong a base now “to restructure and grow the business”?
  • By Steve Moore
  • 30 September 2026, 16:27
Bearcast
Tom Winnifrith bearcast: from Avacta's crazy valuation to a £1 billion joke, Mr Turd and a potential 25 bagger
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 30 September 2026, 14:57
KEN
Kendrick interims: do the maths, its got no money at all! Bailout placing ahoy! £24 million Timber!
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 30 September 2026, 13:18
TAND
Tan Delta Systems – interims argue “a strategic market position with a compelling offer”. Really?
  • By Steve Moore
  • 30 September 2026, 13:05
TLW
Tullow $393 million tax blow – could that sink the ship?
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 30 September 2026, 12:46
Bear
Video: Food Shortages, Inflationary Spiral & Why Gold Miners Will Benefit ‘Tremendously’
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 30 September 2026, 11:27
SALT
If Microsalt hits breakeven in 2027 as it promises I am a banana & so is Evil Banksta
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 30 September 2026, 10:53
FUTR
Future plc – argues trading “in line”, but why after previously “accelerating” its share buyback is it now to “pause” it then?
  • By Steve Moore
  • 30 September 2026, 10:37
BMV
BREAKING: Sath Ganesarajah of Bluebird breaks the rules yet again
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 30 September 2026, 10:09
AGI
EXPOSE: Potentially AI – significant loss in last interims before RTO and breaches of IFRS accounting standards
  • By Tom Winnifrith
  • 30 September 2026, 10:03