J D Wetherspoon (#JDW) – 14 weeks LFL sales +5.9% YoY, “cost inflation… has now jumped substantially again following the budget”

J D Wetherspoon (#JDW) – FY adj. EPS up to 46.8p, resumed DPS at 12p, 9 weeks to 29th September LFL sales +4.9%

Heroic Tim Martin of ‘Spoons calls out the wretched Daily Mail for fake news (again)

In a rather waspish release the greatest living Englishman, Tim Martin, the founder of JD Wetherspoon (JDW) has again called out the ghastly Daily Mail for publishing fake news. The release is particularly waspish. The great man opines:

The great Tim Martin of ‘Spoons savages TUC boss Paul Nowak

Yesterday the Sunday Telegraph carried an interview with Paul Nowak of the Trades Union Congress in which he stated “Labour is coming for 'c----- employers' like Wetherspoons.” Sadly he got all his facts wrong and Tim Martin has put him in his place.

JD Wetherspoon (#JDW) – 10 weeks LFL sales +5.8% YoY, continues to expect FY profit “in line with market expectations”

J D Wetherspoon (#JDW) – LFL sales increase slower in latest quarter than company’s year-to-date, though expects FY profit “towards the top of market expectations”

J D Wetherspoon (#JDW) – H1 adj. EPS up to 20.3p, most recent 7 weeks LFL sales +5.8%, hits out at efficacy of lockdowns and the government enquiry

J D Wetherspoon (#JDW) – 25 weeks to 21st Jan LFL sales +10.1%, hits out at pubs versus supermarkets price disparity issues

J D Wetherspoon (#JDW) – 14 weeks to 5th Nov LFL sales +9.5% YoY, currently expects FY “in line with market expectations”

J D Wetherspoon (#JDW) – FY adj. EPS up to 46.5p, LFL current year sales +9.9%, hits out at UK Government pandemic response

Is anything at all in the Daily Mail true? Heroic Tim Martin of JD Wetherspoon hits out & I promise to buy a pint for Will Hutton

My good friend, our in-house Euro loon Jonathan Price is in a terrible state after I told him about my post Brexit experience at Athens airport late on Wednesday night. More on that later. But now there is some real angst for the poor man in the battle between two demons from the Eurosceptic right: the wretched Daily Mail and JD Wetherspoon (JDW) run by heroic freedom campaigner Tim Martin. The latter has lashed out at the former.

JD Wetherspoon (#JDW) – corrects more Daily Mail reporting “errors”

BREAKING: Heroic Tim Martin of JD Wetherspoon hits out at urban myths about his customers being peasants and the covid enquiry scam

So much for the perennial #BoycottSpoons campaigns run by the sort of lunatics with #FBPE in their twitter handles. Today’s trading update from JD Wetherspoon (JDW) is jolly upbeat with like for like sales surging and the company on track to meet FY forecasts. Stick that where the sun don’t shine you Guardian reading tossers. But as ever, it is the comments on the mad world we live in from the heroic chairman Tim Martin that grab the eye. The great man opines:

JD Wetherspoon (#JDW) – Q4 to-date LFL sales +11.5% YoY, hits out at covid actions outcomes and various myths

Drowning in #FBPE #BoycottSpoons tears as JD Wetherspoon reports record sales and heroic Tim Martin lashes out at the political class

Do you remember the #BoycottSpoons campaign, “nice” middle class folks who could not accept a democratic vote urging us to boycott the JD Wetherspoon chain with the aim of hurting it hard, something which would have seen a stack of working class people lose their jobs? Wetherspoons is run by outspoken Eurosceptic Tim Martin and free speech is a crime for some folk. Well I guess twitter mobs do not always work. Today JD Wetherspoon (JDW) has served up a Q3 trading statement. Wokesters prepare to weep:

JD Wetherspoon (#JDW) – notes Q3 sales increase, expects FY profit “towards the top of market expectations”

JD Wetherspoon (#JDW) – H1 adj. PBT £4.6m, no dividend, “cautiously optimistic” for current year progress

JD Wetherspoon (#JDW) – LFL sales increase YoY, but still -0.7% on pre-covid. Tim Martin hits out at tax treatment of sector

JD Wetherspoon (#JDW) – Q1 “broadly in line with expectations, although October has been a slightly slower month”

JD Wetherspoon boss Tim Martin on the biggest threat to his sector & Dominic Frisby pays homage

Perhaps our in house Euro loon Jonathan Price #FBPE can let us know if his fellow Remoaniacs are still boycotting Spoons (JDW). Maybe not as results today are robust and the boss Tim Martin is cautiously upbeat. However he singles out 1 massive risk to his whole industry and one threat. The great man opines: