Supply@Me Capital – announces £5.6 million death spiral – natch it misleads, shares tank, target 0p

Death spiral providers take no view on whether a company is good, bad, honest or dishonest as long as there is liquidity in the shares so it can dump who cares? Thus the cash guzzling fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) says it has secured a £5.6 million death spiral. And it seems as if once the initial tranche of shares is dumped Supply/Negma can repeat up to nine more times. Talk about a rolling maul of selling pressure!

What does “in the coming days” actually mean to the liars at Supply@ME Capital?

When you lie about your net assets, your revenues and your sales pipeline as the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) has done on an industrial scale then almost anything you say must be viewed with extreme scepticism. And that brings us to the company’s oft delayed and still awaited results.

O! Mark Kavanagh you tight-fisted poltroon: do you work for free?

Mark Kavanagh, formerly “Head of Product Risk”  - no sniggering at the back - with the collapsed Greensill Capital, now under FCA investigation has sent us an email after I highlighted his new job at Supply@ME Capital (SYME). Mark is a tight-fisted poltroon and asks that we send him the article for free. Mark clearly thinks he should not pay £1.99 for a day pass. Mark: do you work for free or are you paid vast sums to control risk at lenders that collapse?

Meet Supply@ME Capital's new hire. You couldn't make this shit up but the morons are happy.

The morons are delighted as Supply@ME Capital (SYME) has announced a new hire: Mark Kavanagh who is to be the new "Head of Operations and Transformation. And his prior role...

Supply@Me Capital and the car crash Dragon's Den pitch of Susan Chishti, the non-executive looking after your investment

Be warned, the video at the bottom of this article is toe-curling.

Supply@ME Capital – A few helpful suggestions for Ms Amy Benning the incoming CFO

Ms Amy Benning is scheduled to be appointed as the Chief Financial Officer of Supply:ME Capital (SYME) with effect from 7 June 2021 according to an RNS of 1 April 2021.  Assuming it wasn’t an April fool or her appointment isn’t subject to delays (like almost everything else at this joke company) then I set out below a number of questions she should ask before she, as a director of the company, attends the Board meeting and approves the accounts for the year ended 31 December 2020.  As the CFO her neck will be on the block.

To delay your results once is (almost) understandable. To delay them FOUR times looks like carelessness. Or worse.

The fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) first stated that it would announce the work of fiction that is its calendar 2020 results in April. But on April 23, that became May. On May 26, that became next week (i.e. this week). And today it is er…next week again. As they say, good news travels fast…

Supply@ME Capital (#SYME) – to now publish 2020 accounts following completion of a funding facility. Hmmm!

Supply@ME Capital – utter smoke and mirrors on the Tradeflow deal – what a complete con

The fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) says that its calendar 2020 results will be out next week. Let’s hope auditor Crowe UK has boned up on IFRS or it could be in the merde with the FRC.  And Supply has given more details of its proposed acquisition of TradeFlow Capital as it has now moved from an MOU to signing a share purchase agreement. Sadly, the latter is all smoke and mirrors.

Supply@ME Capital (#SYME) – share purchase agreement for joke acquisition TradeFlow

The fraud Supply@ME Capital – the clock ticks ever faster as the mickey mouse nature of (delayed) Tradeflow deal exposed

Good news travels fast, bad news is always delayed and that brings us to the delays from Supply@ME Capital (SYME) in buying the loss-making, sub-scale, Singapore-based joke fund manager Tradeflow and in publishing its results.

Supply@ME Capital & Auditors Crowe UK: letter to the Financial Reporting Council

My good friends at the FRC have launched investigations into a number of companies as a result of my work, oft agreeing with my assessment of accounting malpractice and on a good number of occasions forcing them to restate results. The most recent thank you note from the FRC arrived just last week. I have today written to the FRC asking it to force Supply@ME Capital (SYME) to restate two sets of interims which are fraudulent and breach IFRS rules and to ensure that forthcoming, but delayed, prelims do not repeat the same crime. The letter follows.

EXPOSE: The fraud Supply@ME Capital – the mystery of how it is avoiding going tits up explained

Yesterday, I established that the revenues booked and boasted about by the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) were fantasy. Not my thoughts about Cheryl Cole fantasy, but the stuff of real make believe. So if revenues do not really exist, how come Supply has not suffered a crash landing in tits up alley yet? Read on...

SHOCKING FRAUD at Supply@ME Capital: explaining IFRS to morons at the FCA & elsewhere which means revenue is ZERO

This is so simple that even the woke dullards at the FCA should be able to understand it. If you delve into the geeky world of IFRS you will see why Supply@ME Capital (SYME) cannot have booked any sales at all in calendar 2020. That makes its September 28 2020 RNS claimed booked revenues of £2.2 million and its interim results published on January 29 2021 claiming H1 sales of £386,000 also a lie. Directors have dumped millions of pounds worth of shares at prices inflated by those lies which makes this a fraud. So here, for chatroom and regulatory morons, is a detailed explanation of IFRS and what is going to happen next.

BREAKING: Supply@ME Capital: Is boss Zamboni dumping shares and not declaring question?

Okay, this is all about maths and voting at yesterday’s, quite possibly illegal, 2019 AGM held by the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME). Follow the logic thread below and then decide whether it is answer a, b or c?

Still Supply@ME Capital refuses to answer 2 simple questions regarding its, possibly illegal, 2019 AGM this Friday

You may remember that the, now technically insolvent, fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) forgot to hold an AGM for calendar 2019 and only called one for April 30 2021 after I raised this as an issue. But is this AGM itself illegal? I have repeatedly asked the company’s PR man Mr Paul Vann 2 questions and still he refuses to answer.

The fraud Supply@ME Capital – good news arrives early, bad news is oft delayed: results postponed

Oh dear, oh dear. Excuses are like arseholes. We all have them but nobody cares. And natch the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) has excuses as to why calendar 2020 accounts have been delayed but they do not stack up.

Supply@ME Capital (#SYME) – 2020 results delayed to next month ‘due to pandemic-related challenges’. Hmmm!

The Fraud Supply@ME Capital – joke acquisition non update

It is to be hoped that the FCA takes a dim view of a company that is now shown to have serially deceived investors as to the size of its client pipeline, so inflating the share price allowing directors such as chairman Dominic White to dump millions of pounds worth of shares on dumb punters. That company is, of course, the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) and if staff at the British regulator were not so busy jerking off on ESG porn they would have shut this con down ages ago. So today the fraudsters serve up an acquisition update.

Supply@ME Capital (#SYME) – reckons TradeFlow “due diligence process continues to progress well”. Hmmm, over to Tom…