It is yet another red flag at the fraud Supply@ME Capital. NED Andrew Thomas says he wants to pursue other business opportunities one hopes non criminal ones, and is jumping ship after just nine months. Supply bigs up his replacement Alexandra Galligan but if you life up the skirts of her CV…
On Friday, Supply@ME Capital (SYME) published the following TR1 RNS about Alessandro Zamboni’s holding in the cash strapped fraud The TR1 was described as a “Voluntary notification following the issuance of the exercise of open offer warrants, issues of equity and total voting rights RNS by Supply@ME Capital plc on 02/03/2023.” Given the percentage holding changed from 22.51% to 22.50% some Bulletin Board Morons questioned the need for the disclosure.
At Companies House company 1AF2 Limited is late filing its accounts for the period from incorporation on 7 May 2021 to 31 May 2022. 1AF2 Limited is a wholly owned subsidiary of The AvantGarde Group Spa (“TAG”), the entity through which Alessandro Zamboni the CEO of Supply (SYME) holds his shares in the company.
As I pointed out earlier, in today’s trading update the fraud Supply@ ME Capital (SYME) provides no financial information on revenues or cash as at 31 December 2022 because boss Alessandro Zamboni doesn’t want to expose just how piss poor the actual numbers are. The trading statement has a list of “achievements” but its primarily a list of excuses of that the dog ate my homework during 2022 but there will be jam tomorrow. Now to dig into the excuses…
What profit or rather loss did the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) make last year? What about sales? Assets under management at the sub scale asset manager Tradeflow? How little cash is left? Er…. Nobody has a scooby and that is even after a trading statement today from the fraudsters. If there was good news on any hard metrics, Supply would shout about it. Instead…
The fraud Supply@ME Capital Capital (SYME) has not issued a full year trading update, so we can safely assume there were no material new sales to boast about other than the first Inventory Monetisation transaction funded by VeChain which saw Euro 1.6 million of inventory monetised. At Supply’s claimed revenue percentage fee of 3% this is worth a tiny Euro 48,000 in revenue and almost certainly no profit on the trade at all.
Today the fraud Supply@ME Capiital (SYME) announced the following grant of awards under its Long Term Incentive Plan. Do not laugh, I kid you not:
Yesterday at 5.38 pm the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) issued a TR1 RNS stating that Venus Capital SA now owned 13.95% of Supply amounting to 7,900,000 shares based on the 56,617,688,143 SYME shares currently in issue. Cue major rejoicing by the morons on Twitter and the Bulletin Boards. The various myths that the morons invented when the first Venus capital allocation of 2,770,000,00 shares on 27 April 2022 when Supply had 40,239,339,950 shares in issue which represented over a 6% stake to explain away the fact that no RNS was issue have been conveniently forgotten for the time being.
After my earlier note on the howlers in the Supply@ME Capital (SYME) Prospectus signed off by the poltroons at the FCA, I can now reveal that there are even more compliance related blunders in the Prospectus.
The FCA must approve any prospectus for the Standard List and it has approved that for the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) so allowing it to issue more of its worthless shares. At a proper regulator heads would roll for these massive blunders.
There are still some morons out there who reckon that mysterious offshore death spiral provider Venus is an actual investor in the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) shares. They are encouraged in this delusion by the company but the reality is that Venus uses ramptastic and fanciful RNS's from Supply to forward sell shares onto the morons and then converts loan notes into shares to cover. In other words it always has either a negative or zero position in the stock. You think it is just me saying that? Have a butchers at page 5 of the current prospectus which will allow Supply to issue even more billions of death spiral shares...
The purchase of loss making sub scale asset manager Tradeflow by the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) for a bonkers price in a deal which saw millions of pounds worth of shares handed to secretive offshore bank accounts was always mysterious and another red flag to add to the forest already flying. Last month Supply said that it was considering unwinding the deal but yesterday’s dire interims beg the question at whose instigation?
I noted earlier that in today’s interims from the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) there was, according to note 11, another impairment charge of £765,000 on TradeFlow goodwill to add to the previous £800,000 impairment charge at the year end making a total of £1,565,000. The remaining intangibles of TradeFlow are carried at £6,724,000 in the balance sheet but is this still too optimistic a number?
There is terrible and there is really terrible. And half calendar year results from the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) are even worse than really terrible. This company is technically insolvent. Bust. Bankrupt. A dead corporate parrot.
On 6 July 2021 the fraud Supply@ME Capital (SYME) announced the completion of its acquisition of the loss making sub scale asset manager Tradeflow Capital Management and the RNS included the following text:
