Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – “Funding and Operational Update” = £1.2m equity raise at 0.00436p per share

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – agreement with Canmax “to extend the long stop date as an amendment to the Restated Offtake and Prepayment Agreement”

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – “Wolfgang Hampel is stepping down from his role as an Independent Non-Executive Director of the company due to personal reasons, with immediate effect”

Just put Premier African out of its misery and allow Andrew Monk to forget its annus horribilis

As a student of Oriel College Oxford, Andrew Monk needs no translation from the Latin. Shares in Premier African Minerals (PREM) are now, at 0.023p down 94% year to date. It all seemed so different a year ago.

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – “George Roach has now resigned as a director” and appointment of Graham Hill

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – £1.38m subscription at 0.023p per share

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – “Interim Funding”, raising £1.575m at 0.035p per share

Death by a thousand cuts c/o Monkey, Fatty & (Cock) Roach

Oh dear, oh dear as disgraced ex tipster Mike Walters used to write when another one of his disastrous share tips went wrong. For over at Premier African Minerals (PREM) a dream team of CEO George (Cock)Roach, London’s worst Nomad Roland fatty Cornish and its most conceited broker Andrew Monk, really have screwed things up.

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – “interim funding” of £0.6m at 0.0125p per new share

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – “Corporate Update” = Funding Troubles

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – raises £0.54m “interim funding” at 0.02p per share

(Cock)Roach pulls fund raise, just how screwed is Premier African?

Oh dear, oh dear. With a dream team of advisers including London’s worst Nomad, Mr. Roland “fatty” Cornish and three brokers including Oriel College Oxford’s finest, Mr. Andrew Monk, Premier African Minerals (PREM) has been an ongoing car crash. Six days ago it announced a placing and retail offer at 0.0275p, a 30% discount to the prevailing mid.. Today that funding has collapsed and so there will be no coke and hookers cash for the brokers and Premier looks screwed.

CockRoach slips in the bad news at the end: he needs yet more of your money.

George (cock) Roach is not one to lad with bad news at Premier African Minerals (PREM). That is for the end. So we start with the good news from the Zulu Lithium and tantalum project. It seems that Enprotec, the supplier of the flotation plant, says that its kit is essentially up and running (at last) with final testing set to complete this week. And at that point we will know when operations can commence

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – £5m conditional subscription at 0.35p per share

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – £4m placing at 0.35p per share

Premier African takes a related party loan from boss George CockRoach who will not risk a cent

Premier African Minerals (PREM) is running on vapours and facing legal action that could well blow it up and as such nobody will give it cash to pay the bills. And so it has no choice but to agree to an "unusual" loan from CEO George (Cock) Roach which will see him risk not a cent? Confused?

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – up to £1.7m loan facility… though to be funded by CEO George Roach selling shares in the company!

Premier African – George (Cock) Roach sounds like my pal the Euroloon Jonathan Price

As Jonathan reminds me frequently, we 17.4 million xenophobes ( including my wife of Indian origin) were too stupid to understand the question of Brexit and so the only solution is to make us all vote again. George Cockroach, the boss of Premier African Minerals (PREM) has a similar view of his shareholders: the dumb fucks need to vote again.

Did the Premier African share price crash have a knock on impact on Canadian Overseas? Is there more to come and will Premier trading be suspended?

Overuse of leverage can cause investors a lot of problems when they get things badly wrong, but an often unforeseen consequence of that is the knock-on effect that it can have on other shares as well.

Premier African Minerals (#PREM) – further £0.61m placing at 0.925p per share, appoints CMC Markets as joint broker