The last auditors to now delisted Online Blockchain (OBC) resigned without its porcine boss Clem Chambers telling anyone. New auditors Johnsons has signed off on accounts at Companies House for the year to June 30 2024 and two monstrous red flags stand out.
This is shocking and marks the final disgrace of Clem Chambers and his gang who previously ran ADVFN (AFN). It should also se auditors Johnsons sanctioned by the FRC and losing its ability to do PIE audits.
I thought that I gave Clem, a man grown obese on expensive wining and dining claimed on his ADVFN (AFN) expenses account in my article earlier about Online Blockchain (OBC). But a reader slams me as being, as is my wont, far too charitable and generous. Mea culpa, time for a second helping Clem?
Thrown off the AIM sewer on January 5 2024 after its Nomad, London’s worst, Roland “fatty” Cornish quit, Online Blockchain (OBC) has finally, yesterday, filed its annual report for the year to June 30th 2023. You really could not make it up. Awarding himself a 25% pay rise, boss Clem Chambers is a laugh a minute. He starts off with Fatty’s Resignation. Natch it was not Clem’s fault.
We still have no idea why London’s worst Nomad, Roland “fatty” Cornish, resigned the account of Online Blockchain (OBC) with immediate effect on December 5 .Fatty acted for Johnny Hon, the New World “flight risk” and money laundering crew and Daniel Stewart when Quindell fraudster Rob Terry was calling the shots. He would act for a company run by Bernie Madoff, Jeffrey Epstein and Satan with Liz Truss doing the budgets, if the retainers covered his gargantuan luncheon expenses. What was so terrible about Clem Chambers’ Online that he had to quit?
Old Clem Chambers, formerly of ADVFN (AFN) expenses and payoff infamy, has yet to reveal why London’s worst Nomad, Roland “fatty” Cornish resigned from representing Online Blockchain (OBC) with immediate effect on 4th December. The RNS announcing this was posted on the 5th first thing so shouldn’t Clem give us an update on the impending expulsion from the sewer?
Do not let the friends of Clem Chambers spin this as good news. The esteemed firm of Beaumont Cornish, London’s worst Nomad, has today parted company with Online Blockchain (OBC) with immediate effect. Online’s shares have been suspended and if a replacement Nomad (and broker) cannot be found within a month the shares will be slung off the AIM sewer.
The blockchain to NFT to AI to whatever bandwagon is next entity run by ex ADVFN boss Clem Chambers with well remunerated help from his sons, that is Online Blockchain (OBC), must surely be running on vapours. Finally it seems that investors are waking up to the lifestyle joke that this is. Gone are the days when the shares were pumped by Clem’s pals allowing a placing at 100p. The shares are now just 13p.
It is only a couple of years since Online PLC became Online Blockchain (OBC). But blockchain is so old hat. Then there was the NFT spoof ( Rocky Horror division). What happened there? Er... So a new "angle" is needed. Today Clem Chambers jumped on the AI bandwagon with Synthia, a total spoof. Surely it is time to change the name again?
It is 50 years since the Rocky Horror show first appeared and to celebrate this Clem Chambers and the AIM dog that funds his sons’ business, Online Blockchain (OBC), has another spoof for you all as it tries to get away yet another bailout placing.
Words almost fail me. In writing his excuses for another abysmal year at Online Blockchain (OBC), Clem Chambers starts by banging on about ADVFN (AFN) which Online bled dry with bogus charges when Chambers also ran ADVFN and where Online holds a 17% stake. Chambers knows who is to blame for matters at ADVFN. Not him for 20 years of relatives on the payroll, obscene expense claims and grossly inflated pay for him and his mates. Oh no…. Chambers says:
I need to write this quickly so as not to interrupt the luncheon plans of Mr Roland “Fatty” Cornish, Nomad to this fine company. I would imagine that the start of Advent or the anniversary of the birth of Winston Churchill or the fact that it is Wednesday will be seen as good reason for a celebratory seven course meal starting as soon as Fatty has finished his elevenses. And so to rush. Fatty, you and your client Online Blockchain (OBC), the bastard parent of ADVFN (AFN) have goofed with final results today and those results will have to be re-stated. That is, if you care about accounting rules as much as you care about your reputation as the City's greatest gourmand.
Once again we get an RNS reach from spoof company Online Blockchain (OBC) run by the same gang who run ADVFN (AFN) which put out its own comedy release today as discussed in bearcast HERE. But this one is so special it needs a full translation service. The translation is in bold.
If Clem Chambers manages to keep his job as boss of ADVFN (AFN) as Israeli brainbox Yair Tauman plans a boardroom clean out, it will only be because AIM dog Online Blockchain (OBC) owns 18% of ADVFN. And who runs Online? Er…Clem Chambers. Today, Online, which celebrates its 25th birthday next week having racked up more than £5.5 million in losses and has less chance of making a profit than I have of shagging Cheryl Cole, for this week at least, has news. Wait for it…
No doubt my friend Brokerman Dan will say that I am just a dinosaur and that Clem Chambers of Online Blockchain (OBC) is a genius but today's news makes no sense at all. Perhaps folks celever than me can explain.
