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DFS – love the profit granularity...but little else

If you read everything but the first couple of lines of today’s trading update from DFS Furniture (DFS) for its year to the end of June, you might think that everything was kind of workable for the sofa company. Apparently online order intake is up 77% year-on-year between the 23rd March and the 12th July, whilst in the physical showrooms - post re-opening - demand was up 69% between 1st June and 12th July. Sofa frenzy! Of course though, the reality is captured in those first two lines of the update...

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Oh come on DFS, we know why you are really raising money...

There is raising money to survive (see the regulatory update today from Aston Martin Lagonda (AML)), there is raising money to underpin growth opportunities (see my write-up on Abcam (ABC) a couple of weeks ago) and there is raising money because you are a cyclical business and need to build a buffer. The latter category is going to be the majority of names which raise money over the next six or twelve months…and this includes sofa company DFS Furniture (DFS), which states today that 'the Company is preparing for a possible non pre-emptive equity issue of up to 19.9% of its existing ordinary share capital'...

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DFS - how much cash flow is down the back of its corporate sofa?

Over fifteen years ago I think to remember going to my local DFS (DFS) and really irking the salespeople by paying for my sofa upfront and in full. Clearly I am financial illiterate as I should have taken up the four years free finance and whatever other inducements were thrown at me at the time...but regular readers will know I am no fan of debt at any level.

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And maybe Dame Edna Everage as their defence, just to keep the Aussie connection going.You really couldn't make this bullshit up - well done Tom, keep plugging away.
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