UK 09:18 Saturday, 24 October 2026
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How must disgraced Arthur Millholland, who conspired with the morally bankrupt ghouls at Yellow Jersey PR to smear me in an RNS after I first exposed Canadian Overseas Petroleum (COPL) as a crock of merde be feeling today. For he now wakes up to his second major corporate blow up and shareholder wipeout. Leopards do not change their spots. Arthur is a serial destroyer of value. Will he and Yellow Jersey led by Dominic Barretto now apologise you scumbags?. What about Felix Smith who thinks I should be in jail for my coverage of Canadian? Or those shareholders who, egged on by that vile RNS, trolled my poor wife?
I am not sure if any bulletin board morons are still discussing takeover bids that make them rich beyond their wildest dreams. But surely, as by its own RNS admission, Canadian went bust this week the shares should be suspended now. I remind you of the RNS from 22nd February.
Yesterday Canadian Overseas Petroleum (COPL) announced that its senior debt providers, which were due to pull the plug on 29 February had agreed not to pull the plug until March 8. Natch the shares rallied. It is like the guy on death row given a temporary stay of execution while Joe Biden considers a plea for clemency. A week later Joe will not remember what he was considering and the poor chap will be tied down on the gurney anyway.
After today’s confessional the FCA should be suspending shares in Canadian Overseas (COPL) pending clarification. It has admitted that it is screwed and the only question is when it goes bust causing shareholders to lose everything. It could be within a week. Now will those monstrous motherfuckers at Yellow Jersey PR, lead by morally bankrupt shithead Dominic Barretto, apologise for their defamatory smears against me in an RNS when I first exposed this excrement? Of course not. Now back to Canadian’s woes. As I ponder Felix, who wanted me in jail for my writings on Canadian, or the troll who went after my Mrs, it's schadenfreude time for me.
Reading through my articles from three months ago as I try to weed out historic typos, I was struck by this one on Canadian Overseas Petroleum (COPL) regarding an explicit warning from its auditors for I debated this matter at regular intervals with, now impoverished, morons on twitter.
Ryan Gaffney has had enough and, following the chairman and CEO, has quit as the CFO of Canadian Overseas Petroleum Limited (COPL) with immediate effect. And why not? When a ship is sinking why wouldn’t you jump. The board says that it will be “ considering a process to identify qualified candidates to fill the position of Chief Financial Officer of the Company amidst ongoing restructuring discussions.“ Put another way it won’t be doing anything as they know this is a zero.
WHEN and not IF this company goes bust I shall be drinking Schadenfreude all day as I consider the morally bankrupt bellends at Yellow Jersey PR who smeared me on RNS or Felix, the peasant who thinks Gary Newman and I should be jail or the vermin who trolled my poor wife on twitter. I shall be merciless in my glee as I consider their suffering. Meanwhile today another billion odd pieces of confetti have been issued and that does not reduce borrowings of c $60 million by one cent!
Yes, Felix is another moron who has done his conkers ignoring advice from myself at 25p and Gary Newman from almost as high to sell shares in Canadian Overseas Petroleum (COPL).
Some of the shareholders associated with the Canadian Overseas Petroleum (COPL) Shareholder Action Group really have lost the plot as well as 99.5% of their cash as a result of ignoring my analysis.
It's one in one out at a NED level but nothing much to read there: nobody hangs around long at the sinking ship that is Canadian Overseas Petroleum (COPL). The bigger news is that we have a new CEO although only an interim one, natch.
The $2.5million placing at 0.15p by Canadian Overseas Petroleum (COPL) has now gone ahead. Death spiral provider Anavio is not investing it is merely putting up some cash to allow it to forward sell and convert as much of its outstanding convertible loan notes as possible before Canadian goes bust. Lucian Miers says, do the maths….
A few weeks ago I went out for a few drinks with a couple of pals including “Chemtrails Dave” who has one or two odd views. I am prepared to accept that Michelle Obama is a man and that the Clinton crime family have all of their critics and whistleblowers suicided but after a couple of pints we got on to the 1969 moon landings and Chemtrails said “anyone who thinks they actually happened is mad.” But they did happen didn’t they? Said I. At which point he laughed. When I got home I asked “but the did happen didn’t they?” And I was reassured. Of course they did. And that brings us to Canadian Overseas Petroleum (COPL) shares in which were up by 50% at one point this morning.
