A disgraced fund manager says he is boring but important

No not me silly it is disgraced Neil Woodford and on this occasion I reckon he is wrong on both counts!   

A failed fund manager lashes out at those who cannot forecast for toffee

No not me silly, it is disgraced Neil Woodford. And he is not attacking himself and his own dire predictive skills but, for once, I agree with him as he lays into the OBR and the Bank of England.

A failed fund manager says not to worry about ballooning debt

No not me silly. I regard a debt to GDP ratio of 100% as truly scary. But disgraced Neil Woodford, under FCA investigation, knows better and thus opines:

Liam Byrne MP (Lab), Penny Mordaunt, Crooked Hillary's pal and the smearing of short sellers Boatman Capital and Fraser Perring as Russian assets

During the Quindell (QPP) fraud takedown half witted MPs including Vince Cable were persuaded to demand action against we wicked bears for trying to bring down a Great British Company. But the stupidity of MPs on short sellers has reached new heights.

Putting a PR man straight on the AIM awards

I shall spare blushes by not naming the company or its IR man but very unwisely he included me in an email sent yesterday regarding the AIM Awards. I put him straight.

Andrew Monk caption contest, fishy business edition

While you slave away at your desk trying to earn back the loses incurred on the shitty AIM and Standard Listed companies Mr Andrew Monk floats and promotes, the self styled Very Sexy Andrew has gone sea fishing with his fund manager chum Andrew Brough as he shows in twitter below.

A failed fund manager turned share blogger predicts no Labour tax hikes

No not me silly it is Neil Woodford. Having suggested that the Tories would win the election mystic Neil now reckons Labour will not have to hike taxes. The Guardian and Telegraph today report that Labour has "discovered" a £20 billion black hole which it will close with tax rises for the middle classes. But, as ever, Neil knows better.

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#Gowokegobroke: Adidas, Bella Hadid,1972 and Israel

You do wonder exactly what numbskulls are recruited to head up big corporate marketing departments. The latest howler is from sportswear group Adidas which has hired model Bella Hadid to promote a running shoe based on a design that first came out in the 1972 Munich Olympics and is being branded as such as it is relaunched.

A failed fund manager turned share blogger discusses the UK's growing economy that only he predicted

Not me silly, it is disgraced Neil Woodford showing once again how clever he is. For although Rachel Reeves has suddenly discovered that things are much worse than she thought which will be the excuse for new tax rises, the hard data shows things are actually much better than we thought. Just, as the great Woodford predicted.