The spiciest story this week, as spicy as a calabrese pizza with diabola sauce, is Ben Turney's response to Brokerman Dan's allegations that Ben has been a very naughty boy. Compare that to the cheesiest, as cheesy as a Quattro Formaggi with extra gorganzola, is Chris Oil's demand for an EGM at Sefton Resources.

As it happens Tom is in London for non-work reasons on 22nd June (next Monday) and so has agreed to - in his words - wipe the floor with Zak Mir in a head to head debate that evening. "Charting is cobblers and Zak's tips are rubbish" is the motion for debate and Zak will offer up his top share tips for demolition on the day. You can book a ringside seat by emailing your name, address and phone number to zakandtom@shareprophets.com and there is more.

Fancy free booze and pizza at Free Speech & Liberty Pizza in Clerkenwell? Zak Mir will be offering both as he relaunches ZaksTradersCafe - a new monthly seminar event.  The first gig is on June 1 and to preregister to get advance booking rights sign up HERE.

The most satisfying link on this week's Top Ten is Sajid Javid replacing Vince Cable as business secretary. The morons spent a lot of energy a) attempting to get Javid to drop his UK Investor Show introduction (he resolutely did not) and b) cheering on Vince Cable's lame attempt to pander to Quindell's victims. The howling could be heard over here in rural Ontario.

This might surprise you but, as of a few weeks ago, Free Speech & Liberty Pizza took ownership of a gold mine. You think I am kidding? I am not. Okay it is a virtual gold mine but anyone who wants to take a turn mining it can actually extract real gold as of this summer. To find out how this works watch this video I recorded at the UK Investor Show 2015 with Project Miner

By this time next week, barring a succession-snafu like last time, a new government will have been installed. And ShareProphets will be complicit in that farce.

He may no longer be the reigning pro-celeb UKI pizza making champion, but Ed Croft of Stockopedia does a mean old masterclass on how to use stock screening to pick winners Here is the video of his 2015 UK Investor Session. Enjoy

In the week since the UK Investor Show, what have we learned a number of things - meanwhile this website continues to draw in the crowds and this is what you were reading last week